Ladybugs Page #4

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Thank you, thank you so much.

Okay, who's next? All right, you.

Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies.

Okay, how many goals?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I never played.

- You know nothing about soccer?

- All I know is you can't use your hands.

Okay, it's Chu's first year.

Yeah, hold it, hold it, all right?

We'll make believe we heard it for Chu.

Okay, what's your name?

The questions get harder

if you go along, you know.

Do you want my first name

or my last name?

Whatever you can remember, kid.

Penny...

Pester.

We'll come back to you later.

Let me ask you this.

Which of you were on last year's team?

One? Only one?

Nancy Larimer. Last remaining player

from the Ladybug dynasty.

And you, Coach Chester,

are just in time,

for what they call in the pros

a rebuilding year.

A rebuilding year. Thanks a lot.

I'm off to a great stop.

Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.

Tardiness is something

I will not tolerate.

- What's your name?

- Kimberly, Kimberly Mullen.

Well, let me tell you this,

Kimberly Mullen...

Kimberly Mullen?

Is your father David Mullen?

Yes, he is. Look, I'm sorry I'm late.

I just...

Don't be sorry.

The traffic out there is ridiculous.

I'm glad you showed up at all,

for crying out...

You're a lovely little girl.

Come on over here with me, will you?

Kids, move it, move it, kids.

Beat it, will you? Come on here.

Right over here, honey.

Sit down there, will you?

There you go. Oh, I'm sorry,

I should have had

a bigger handkerchief, you know?

Now he's kissing the daughter's ass.

For the land of the free

And the home

Of the brave

The song is over.

Hello, soccer fans.

This is the day

we've all been waiting for,

the start of the

Rocky Mountain Soccer League,

junior girls division.

Starting off the season today are

the Tornadoes versus the Ladybugs.

The game's going to be

getting underway in just a second.

We're all looking forward

for a fun day of soccer.

Look at them.

What a day this is going to be.

I feel like I'm walking up a gangplank

and there's no ship.

Well, you better do something.

Here comes the shark

wearing designer clothes and a Rolex.

Chester, my wife and I are so relieved

to have a coach of your ability.

A man in charge,

a man who really knows his soccer.

Win the game,

win the game, win the game.

Get the book,

get the book, get the book.

"Hello, and welcome

to the wonderful world

"of coaching youth soccer.

"Have you already discovered

"that you know less about the sport

than the players on your team?"

I wish.

"For a young soccer player,

the simple act of kicking the soccer ball

"can bring one

the greatest sense of pride.

"If kicking is the most important thing

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