Keanu Page #4
Where did all these eels come from?
Oh, sh*t!
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hulka!
Who the f*** would want to
break into your house?
The Blips.
Man, the Blips.
The Blips?
These are the guys that were kicked out
of the Bloods and the Crips.
The Blips.
Blood-Crips, Blips.
selling some heavier sh*t,
and when you're selling the heavier sh*t,
turf becomes a thing. You know?
And so, yeah. I mean,
the 17th Street Blips,
they did tell me, you know,
they gonna break in and "f*** my sh*t up."
But... I mean, that's not,
like, concrete proof.
The 17th Street Blips.
Okay, where are they?
17th Street.
Be specific!
Dude, look! I get you lost your kitty-cat,
but y'all some dumb fucks if
I ain't some punk-ass b*tch
who's gonna be intimidated by y'all nerds!
- You...
- Nerds...
Yeah, that's right! You a f***in' nerd!
- What you doing?
- What do you think I'm doing?
Oh, sh*t! You f***ing crazy?
No, not my De La!
Yeah, I got your De La now, b*tch.
Hulka? Is everything okay?
Mom, not now!
Bro, no.
Oh, you f***!
What's this?
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster.
Not Grandmaster, please!
Tell me!
Okay, okay! Dude's at a strip club
called Hot Party Vixens.
Okay? But this dude, their leader,
his name is Cheddar,
and he is a bad motherf***er.
You don't wanna mess with him.
Dude, you lost your cat.
You lost your cat.
Come on, Rell.
We'll figure something out in the morning.
It's not over.
All right, this is the place.
Hot Party Vixens.
HPV.
That's unfortunate.
Check it. We're going to approach the bar.
Then we are going to
explain the situation.
- No, no, no.
- Yeah.
See, you're talking about
explaining the situation.
Hulka said this is a crazy
So?
What's so scary about "Cheddar"?
Cheddar is a psychopath name.
You only name yourself
something adorable if you can back it up.
- I don't think that's a thing.
- That's a thing.
If you meet a guy named
Fluffy Pink Bunny Head,
he will stab you in the eye.
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy
is gonna be reasonable about money.
And, if need be,
we will just buy Keanu back.
No, no. Not like that. Come on, just...
What, this?
- Yeah, pop the collar.
- Uh...
- Okay?
- Yeah.
It's what the kids are doing.
Not really.
But okay.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Wow!
God gave you one face.
Nope, Clarence.
I just don't understand that at all.
- No, no, no.
- No, what?
No, this was a bad idea.
Isn't your cat here?
We need to get the cat.
- Hey, baby.
- Hello, how do you do?
Oh, dear. Okay.
I'm, uh...
I'm flattered. Thank you.
But I am married.
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