Keanu Page #3
"Roll on, po-po" like that
after you just smiled
and waved to the police.
He ain't want none, did he?
Rell, what does that mean?
Oh, snap. Is it raining?
Well, it's LA. It'll stop in a minute.
So, what? You're so hardcore,
you're just, like,
afraid of a little rain?
Why is your door open?
Keanu.
Keanu!
Keanu!
Keanu!
Keanu!
Keanu!
Rell.
Rell!
I'm sorry.
No.
No!
I am so sorry, buddy.
No!
Listen, the cops are here now.
And they're gonna take care of it. Right.
They're professional.
They take this kind of stuff seriously.
Crimson Tide. Good one.
These are good. You take these?
- They're just pictures.
- Keep them.
Do you think there's any chance
you might find the guys who did this?
Hell no.
In most burglaries,
the guys are never caught.
Oh, um...
You know, there might be a chance.
I wish that I could be more help.
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have
to take that blanket back.
Oh.
This sucks.
Are you sure he was stolen?
These guys don't usually take pets.
Usually they're after drugs
or something they can sell for drugs.
We'll keep an eye out for the cat.
Thank you very much.
Take care of each other.
See, now that's promising.
Maybe Keanu will come back,
or maybe he'll...
Rell?
Where are you going?
Hulka's house.
Who is Hulka?
My weed dealer.
What?
You live across the way
from your weed dealer?
Oh, sup, sup, bro?
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.
- Hello.
- Sup?
All right, in or out.
Can't leave the door open,
you know what I'm sayin'?
And don't f*** up all this sh*t.
I'm building a motorcycle.
So, the reason I'm here...
- Okay, look...
- No.
This is the perfect
sativa-dominant hybrid strain.
Great. This is all great.
I'm not here for any of that.
I'm here because my place got broken into.
Oh, sh*t, you serious?
Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball.
What'd they get?
They got Keanu.
- Oh, sh*t. The little guy?
- Yeah.
Oh, f***, man. I'm sorry, bro.
Okay. So...
Thank you.
I got an anti-sadness strain in here.
- It's called Walking on Sunshine.
- No, no. I don't care.
No, I'm not here for weed, man.
I'm here just to ask you
some questions. Like,
in the last couple of days?
Well, I mean... Well, um...
You know, I run
a professional business here.
I never had a dissatisfied customer.
I don't know,
it's a real f***ing quandary.
Maybe it's someone that
you're selling all of this marijuana to.
Yeah. Or maybe it was somebody who thought
they were breaking into your house?
Oh, yeah. Look, bro.
I be real with you, okay?
I'm so f***ing high right now.
I'm not even sure you're real.
I'm just like, where am I?
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