Keanu Page #5
No.
- Thank you.
- Oh...
You just took my wedding ring.
No, no, no. We're here,
we're here, you're good.
One beer, please.
I'll take a white wine...
Sir, that young lady just took
my wedding ring,
- so I'm wondering...
- It's all right.
- No, no. Clarence, Clarence, Clarence!
- Yeah.
You can't talk like that here.
- Okay?
- I can't talk like what?
doing an impression of a white guy.
I do not sound like Richard Pryor
doing an impression of a white guy.
"I do not sound like Richard Pryor
"doing an impression of a white guy."
You sound like John Ritter all the time.
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- It's not authentic.
Because that's how
real people talk, Clarence.
No, it is not in my experience.
- It's not how people talk.
- Please, please, you're wrong.
You understand? People understand
the historical significance of that word,
and that you can't just say it
shiftlessly with no
responsibility whatsoever.
Absolutely wrong. 100% wrong.
Listen, this is life.
You listen to me. You don't shush me.
You niggas in the right place?
Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!
You in the right place, nigga?
Who the f*** are these niggas?
Who the f*** are we?
Who the f*** aren't we?
- Oh!
- Are you trying to die today?
Nah.
We ain't trying to die today.
Let me break it down right quick.
Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,
and then we can start nailin'
down the hows and whens
and wherefores and...
Whys.
Did I not mention the whys?
The whys, too, motherf***er.
- Well, look here, homeboy.
- Yeah, dude.
You in Bliptown now,
and you don't make the rules.
Cheddar does.
And you don't meet Cheddar
until you meet me.
You feel me?
So who the f*** are you niggas?
Nigga...
Nigga, nigga...
- Psst. Tell her, man.
- Nigga...
I'm Techtonic.
- Nice!
- Thank you.
What about you?
My name is Shark Tank.
Well, look here,
Techtonic and Shark Tank.
Cheddar is a businessman.
He don't take drop-bys.
You think we don't mean business?
And swam.
Why don't you search 'em, Bud?
Go on ahead, Bud.
These niggas not strapped.
- Come on.
- Yeah, let's come on, then.
What's up, motherf***er?
What?
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.
You'll get it next time, boss.
Hi-C.
The f*** is this?
I'm Techtonic.
Sup, Cheddar? Finally.
- He's Shark...
- The king pimp himself.
Shark Tank.
Yeah, I mean, we've been looking
forward to this, dawg. Ha-ha!
Talkin' about the H-N-I-C.
My man.
All right.
Yeah.
You know, I got a lot of enemies
that would love to walk in this room
and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar.
Hey!
We ain't got no beef with you, Cheddar.
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