Jim Jefferies: BARE Page #4

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of the ass f***ing, I, uh...

When I watch it on porn,

it seems very inviting.

The girl's taking it

so fluently in her ass,

and she seems to be having fun, and, uh...

But the thing is, you can't

smell porn. You don't smell porn.

You just...

You just watch it. They never...

And it's different, porn. It's different.

They clean the girl's a**hole.

They pump water into it

until it's very hygienic.

I'm sure.

And the girl seems to be

so happy. She's like...

You've got it in her

p*ssy, you're f***ing her,

and then she's like, "Put it in my ass."

She's inviting.

It's like you're doing her a favor in porn.

And then she's like... She says things...

I don't know, things like,

"I'm enjoying that. Keep

putting it in my ass.

F*** my ass. I love a cock in my ass."

And...

And the experience I've had in my

own life has been vastly different.

I've...

My experience has been a lot of crying.

Now, although that can

help you come at times,

it's not what you want...

It's not what you want for every day.

I like the girl who acts

like she's enjoying it.

Like, you know when your girlfriend's

like, "I'm gonna act like I enjoy it."

She does that whole,

"Yeah. Oh, no, that's good."

Ahh!

I'm having a good time

And then they're always going, "Are

you done? Are you close to done?"

You never f*** a p*ssy and they go,

"Are you almost done? Finish this."

Like that. If you're f***ing

ass, they don't want you...

They want it all over, quick.

And they do other things, the porn girls.

I don't know how much they get paid.

I'm sure it's more than

what the men get paid.

It's the opposite bit of society.

Um...

But they do a thing called "ATM."

I don't know if you

know what that is, kids.

That stands for "ass to mouth."

That's where the porn girl will

pull the cock from out of her anus,

and she'll put it directly in her

mouth, and she'll say something like,

"I love the taste of my ass.

Let me taste my ass."

And then the man, as a favor to this woman,

puts his cock in her mouth

to congratulate her on the fine work...

she's been doing.

Now, I had a drunken

night with my ex-girlfriend

where she thought she'd

be all wild and try that.

Once again, vastly different experience.

I'm not a big fan of the ass f***ing,

and I don't know of any man,

if they're truthful, really is.

Now, there's women in

the room who are thinking,

"Well, why does my guy constantly

bother me to f*** me in my ass?"

What a good question.

Women, the reason that men like

f***ing you in the ass is because...

we know you f***ing hate it.

So...

I'm a father.

Um...

I love my son! I love my son the

same way that I love cigarettes.

I like to hold him for

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