Jim Jefferies: BARE Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2014
- 77 min
- 832 Views
and the rest of the time,
he's f***ing killing me.
He's a good little boy.
No, he's a great little
fella. I really like him.
Um...
My girlfriend super loves him,
though. It's f***ing creepy.
And...
I'm glad I have a son.
That worked out good for me.
I wouldn't be a good father to a
girl. It wouldn't be good for me.
Nothing weird. Wouldn't f*** it. I...
I just don't get along with
women. You know how it is.
I don't want them in my house, and...
So...
Because you dream, see...
For example, okay? When Hank was born...
the couple over the road, within
had a baby girl,
and rightly or wrongly, the first
thing that went through my head was...
"Aw, that's great.
I hope Hank fucks that one day."
That's what I think... 'Cause
that's what I think about my son.
I hope when he's of age,
he just fucks everything.
I don't care if my son is gay or straight.
All I care about is, when he is of age,
that he gets every bit of f***ing
p*ssy or cock that he desires.
That is my dream for my son!
But never in the history
of fathers and daughters,
has a father held his baby girl and gone,
"Oh, I hope you have a lot of
c*cks through you in your life.
I hope you're never shy of a cock.
I hope you pass out at parties
and all the boys are queuing up."
Right, you know...
And it's not just me.
baby boys differently as well.
My girlfriend goes to
the gym every morning.
I go there very occasionally,
and when you go to the gym,
there's a little daycare
crche thing in the gym
where you can hand your child off,
and inside that daycare, there's,
like, three women in their 50s.
They're very nice ladies, and you
hand your kid off and he plays.
Then when you finish your
workout, you come and get him.
And there's a woman that works
there who just loves my son.
She sees all the other
kids, but she loves Hank,
and Hank f***ing loves her,
and the two of them light
up when they see each other.
And it's super cute,
I bring Hank up the stairs,
and he starts going, "Uh, uh!"
Trying to reach at her, all right?
And she does this, she goes,
"Everyone, my boyfriend's here.
Here's my boyfriend. Give
him here. He's my boyfriend."
And then she kisses him, and she goes,
It's f***ing adorable.
But I tried doing that with a baby girl...
Let's say you go to the
gym and there's a daycare,
and me and a couple of my
mates are working there.
"Hey, everyone...
me girlfriend's here.
Give her here. Give her
here. She's my girlfriend.
My girlfriend gives me
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Jim Jefferies: BARE" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 2 Jun 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/jim_jefferies:_bare_11292>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In