Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 Page #4

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- No way.

- Why not?

We need money for the road.

- You gotta give that back to him.

- Oh, sh*t. He's here, be cool.

So...

- You guys didn't see a wallet, did you?

- Nope.

How can you do that?

How can you have that

on your conscience?

It's not on my conscience.

You know, I mean, really.

- Look.

- Do you know how valuable that is?

It's just 90 bucks.

How could you do that?

See, now you're making

me feel guilty.

You should. You should feel guilty.

I'll just go... Let me look.

Hey, we found it over

there in the bush.

You wanna keep going? Where?

It was right over

there in that bush.

There you go, buddy.

He walked over there

and looked for it.

Have a good day, son.

- Way to cover, way to cover.

- I'm not, I'm not...

- I'm upset.

- Come on, don't leave me hanging.

- I'm upset.

- Look, look, look, we still got the money.

Oh, you're a good girl.

No, I'm not, I'm not.

- Just be cool.

- Where's the money?

- Huh?

- No. No.

- Where's the money?

- I don't have the money.

Who has the money?

She's got it. She took it.

- No, I don't have your money.

- It's right there.

- I don't have the money, though.

- Where's it at? There it is.

He, you know what,

he put your money here.

- Oh, really?

- He did.

You know, I should call

the cops on you guys,

- is what I should do.

- You could.

- I didn't have nothing to do with this.

- Will you just let her...

She rarely has ever

done this, so...

I'll tell you what, you should

be ashamed of yourself,

- is what you should be.

- Yeah.

I didn't do it, she did it!

I don't care who

did it. Both of you.

I did not.

- Well, obviously you had the money.

- Keep walking, bird legs.

This isn't good. I think

I'd better start walking.

You seem like a nice guy.

Oh, sh*t.

- What?

- All right. We should split up.

- Why?

- 'Cause there's a cop.

- You see the cop?

- Yeah.

Remember, you didn't see nothing.

Oh, sh*t.

Hi, idiot.

Hi, a**hole.

Hi, idiot. Hi, idiot.

- Don't call Grandpa an idiot.

- Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, idiot.

Might get this for Gloria.

It's about her size.

You should get one of

these for Mrs. Claus.

And what is that?

- Maybe Donner and Blitzen, too.

- Okay.

I bet they would ruin it.

- Hey, Billy, you wanna see Santa?

- Hello. Look.

Yeah.

Hey, Billy, before you go over,

ask Santa for something

for Grandpa.

I have to go pee-pee.

Okay, well, wait to use the restroom

until after we do it, all right?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- What's that?

- Just ask him.

Hi, Billy.

- Hi, Santa Claus.

- How old are you, buddy?

- Good.

- How old are you?

Eight.

Are you eight years old now?

Gosh, you're getting so tall.

- He's a big boy.

- Yeah.

Look right up there, Billy, and

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