Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 Page #5
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take your hands out and say,
"Cheeseburger."
- Cheeseburger.
- Cheeseburger.
Now, what do you want
for Christmas, Billy?
I want a fishing rod,
tackle and bait.
Okay.
- My mom to get out of jail.
- Okay.
And a rusty trombone
for my grandpa.
- A rusty trombone for your grandpa?
- Yep.
- I'm cold.
- You are?
How can you be cold? Do you think
I'm giving you the shivers?
Santa gives a lot of kids the shivers
'cause I come from the North Pole.
Hope that's all he gives him.
But anyway, Billy, do you know
what snowmen eat for breakfast?
- What?
- Frosted Flakes.
Do you know why Santa Claus
doesn't have any children?
He only comes once a year,
and it's down a chimney.
All right, you be a good boy, okay?
Grandpa, I think I pissed myself.
You did?
You didn't think you
did, you really peed.
- Sorry, Santa.
- That's okay, buddy.
- Sorry.
- You be good, okay?
- Jesus.
- That's okay, buddy. No harm done.
- Oh, no. What'd you do?
Okay, we're gonna
have to take a break.
- How you doing?
- Hello, how are you?
Good.
Oh, no. My colostomy bag.
No, don't touch it, don't touch.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, God, that...
I'm very sorry.
Oh, no, I dropped my watch.
I dropped my watch.
- In there?
- Yes. Can you help me?
- I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.
- Yeah, he just went to get help.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
If you stand in there,
he's gonna get help.
Okay. Thank you.
- Because they'll go get you...
- Can you help me?
- They're gonna get your stuff out.
- You're a good boy.
You're fine.
When you're doing pranks,
every now and then
you'll come across someone
who's absolute gold,
and that was the penguin guy.
- You ran over the penguin.
- You put a penguin in my spot.
You ran over the penguin,
what are you talking about?
Well, you don't have to yell at me.
We cut the bit to two
and a half minutes,
but it could have
easily been 15 minutes.
He just kept generating footage.
You're fixing this
f***ing penguin, dude.
- Nah.
- What happened to it?
He put it right in my spot!
What do you mean your spot?
You ran it over!
Well, you don't have to yell.
You ran the f***ing penguin over,
- you f***ing mutt.
- You're still yelling.
Jesus Christ.
Do you work at this restaurant?
Don't worry about
where I work at, dude.
You know, you work at Fish
City across town, you said.
- Krazy Fish.
- Krazy Fish.
Krazy Fish, get that
right, Krazy Fish.
- Krazy Fish.
- With a K.
And if you did that to my f***ing place
I would whip your goddamn ass, dude.
With a K? Sounds exotic.
So, George didn't even
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