Idiocracy Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 84 min
- $313,505
- 4,896 Views
- I was just looking for some regular water.
- Water?
- Yeah.
- You mean like in the toilet? What for?
You know, just to drink.
[ Laughing ]
- [ Electronic Tune]
- [ Electronic Voice] You've got hepatitisl
Oh, is someone not
feeling well?
Your illness
is very important to us.
- [ Man ] Next.
- [ Electronic Voice] Welcome
to the Healthmaster Inferno...
- Uh, this goes in your mouth.
This one goes in your ear.
And this one goes in your butt.
Come on.
- Hurry up, assholel
- Come onl
- [ Beeping ]
- Sh*t. Hang on a second.
This one- No.
- Hey, come on.
- Uh-
- Hurry up!
- This one. This one goes in your mouth.
Come on!
[ Electronic Voice] Thank you for waiting.
Dr. Lexus will be with you shortly.
That's a weird misprint.
Hey.
How's it hang, ese?
Yeah. Right.
Well, not so good, you know.
I don't really know what's going on,
but I'm seein' things.
I think it might be because of
these drugs the army put me on.
But, if you could, uh, just get me
well enough to get back to base-
Right. Kick ass.
Well, don't wanna sound
like a dick or nothin'...
but, uh, it says on your chart
that you're f***ed up.
You talk like a fag,
and your sh*t's all retarded.
What I'd do is just like,
like, you know...
like, you know what I mean? Like-
[ Chuckles ]
- No, I'm serious here.
- [ Chuckles ] Don't worry, scrot.
out there living really kick-ass lives.
My first wife was 'tarded.
She's a pilot now.
I need for you to be serious
for a second here, okay? I need help.
There's that fag talk
we talked about.
All right, so that'll be...
this many dollars.
And if you could just go ahead and,
like, put your tattoo in that sh*t.
That's weird. This thing has the same
misprint as that magazine.
- What are the odds of-
- Where's your tattoo? Tattoo?
Why don't you have this?
Oh, God.
- Where's your tattoo?
- Oh, my God.
Why come you don't
have a tattoo?
- [Joe] Oh, my Godl
- You're not unscannable, are you?
Oh, my God!
- You're unscannable.
- Unscannable!
- No! No, you don't understand!
You gotta let me talk
to someone in the armyl Wait a second.
They're all dead.
Everybody I know's dead!
Oh, my God! Oh!
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Screaming ]
- No! Stop! Calm down!
- Calm down! Calm down!
- How'd this happen?
- How did it happen?
- Your floor is now clean.
Your floor is now clean.
[ Narrator]
Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.
The economy was
in a state of deep neglect.
A great dust bowl
had ravaged food supplies.
And the number one movie
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