Idiocracy Page #3
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- Year:
- 2006
- 84 min
- $313,505
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but they were even worse for mankind.
As Joe and Rita lay dormant,
the years passed...
at a frightening rate.
Some had high hopes
that genetic engineering...
would correct this
trend in evolution.
But sadly, the greatest minds
and resources...
were focused on conquering hair loss
and prolonging erections.
[ Orangutan Chattering ]
Meanwhile, the population exploded,
and intelligence continued to decline...
until humanity was incapable
of solving even its most basic problems.
Like garbage, which had been stacked
for centuries with no plan whatsoever...
leading to the Great Garbage
Avalanche of 2505...
which would set in motion the events
that would change the world forever.
- Hold on.
- [ Man On TV] Next, on The Violence Channel...
an all-new Owl My Ballsl
[ Screaming ]
- All right. [ Chuckling ]
- [ Beeping ]
- [ Snarling ]
- [ Screaming ]
[ Chuckling ]
[ Groans ]
[ Man Watching TV]
That guy got hit in the balls.
Ow, my balls!
- [ Groans ]
Huh?
[ Groaning ]
- [ TV. :
Tires Squealing, Man Screaming ]- [Joe] Where's-
- Hold on. Shut up!
[ Man Laughing ]
- Where's Officer Collins?
- Shut up!
[ Man On TV] Next week on Ow! My Balls! ,
Hormel goes to Rarisl
- Are we on base?
- I'm gonna base your ass on my fist.
In your face, ass!
Shut up.
I'm sorry. It's just-
Where am I?
Shut up!
I told you already!
[ Flushes ]
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up!
Come in here
and not shut up.
Yeah, you were like,
"I'm not shuttin'up,"and I was like-
[ Narrator]
Unaware of what year it was...
Joe wandered the streets,
desperate for help.
But the English language
had deteriorated...
into a hybrid ofhillbilly, valley girl,
inner-city slang and various grunts.
- Joe was able to understand them...
- [ Indistinct ]
But when he spoke
in an ordinary voice...
he sounded pompous
and faggy to them.
[ Man On R.A.]
Raging Doc-[ Slurring ]
Report to, uh-
Dr. Lueboo...
uh, report.
- Your floor-Your floor is now clean.
- [ Beeping ]
Your floor-
Your floor is now clean.
Your floor-
Your floor is now clean.
Hi, uh, I was in an army experiment,
and I'm not feeling so well.
the drugs they had me on.
I've been hallucinating.
My head is just killin'me.
My-My-My joints
are all achy and l-
Is this a hospital or-
- Actually, I don't even know where I am.
- [ Beeps ]
[ Electronic Voice] Rlease proceed
to the diagnostic area on the right...
- and have a healthy dayl
- Oh. Thanks.
Thank youl
Uh, 'scuse me. I think this
might be Gatorade or somethin'.
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