Identity Thief Page #4
And that was this morning?
I just left the house.
Except for the gas station that I went to,
where my card got chopped in half
by an angry man in a glass box, okay?
I need a fresh card in the mail.
And Loretta,
I need you on the stick to unscrew me.
This is clearly on your end. This is not me.
Or I'll fix it. Where's the surf shop?
Well, sir, it's in Winter Park, Florida.
Florida? I'm in Colorado, you know, so...
- Damn it.
- Excuse me?
Unbelievable. I gotta call you back.
- Driver.
- Sorry!
Pull the vehicle to the side of the road.
NCIC says 10-29F, use caution.
Step out of the vehicle, Mr. Patterson.
Okay, coming out of the vehicle
for hands-free?
That seems just a little bit excessive.
Mr. Patterson, you're under arrest.
Under arrest?
You have the right to remain silent.
Hey, wait a second.
Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.
The arresting officer
ran your license through the NCIC.
You were booked for felony assault
two weeks ago in Florida.
What? No, I wasn't.
What are you talking about?
- I've never even been to Florida.
- You've never been to Florida?
No, sir. This whole morning...
Well, hang on a second.
Was it Winter Park, Florida?
See, that's good.
We're dropping the whole
"there's been a mistake" thing.
I got it now. Listen...
The problem is, Mr. Patterson,
is that you missed your court date
three days ago in Florida.
Officer, let me just explain.
And the judge has
issued a warrant for your arrest.
- Yeah...
- So what we're gonna do
is we're gonna go ahead
and ship you back down to Florida.
You can work on your tan.
Sir. Yeah, listen. You're not listening.
- Sit down.
- Sorry.
There's a person that has my same name
that is doing things in Florida.
This guy is making salon appointments,
He's maxing out my credit card.
Are you Sandy Bigelow Patterson,
born May 18th, 1974?
That is you, correct?
Yeah, but it's not me doing this stuff.
I've never even been to the state.
I'm here with you guys.
I'm in Colorado. How can I be in Florida?
Call Winter Park PD. Pull the mug shot.
Okay, uncuff him.
Uncuff me. That's great.
Can I see?
Whoa.
Is that a woman?
If I had to guess,
it's the woman that stole your identity,
obviously taking advantage
of the fact that you have a female name.
Oh, it's not female, it's unisex.
When you say "stole my identity,"
do you mean credit card fraud?
Oh, no, no, it's a lot worse than that.
What happens is,
they get a hold of your name,
your birthday, Social Security.
And then they run up debt,
get arrested, commit crimes as you.
What do you do now?
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