Identity Thief Page #5
You go down, you go get her?
Oh, no, we don't go get anyone.
Let me walk you out.
See, we're Denver PD.
All we do is open and close the case.
Now, if she buys something on Amazon,
then Seattle PD would investigate.
Your mobile company's in Ohio,
then Cleveland PD handles that.
Then so on and so forth
Well, hang on. How long does all this take?
About six months to a year.
A year?
Yeah. So why don't you go ahead
and just leave your contact information
with this gentleman here?
You might want to hold on to this mug shot
in case you may need it.
Great. Okay.
Listen, I'm gonna need this solved
a whole lot quicker than a year, Detective.
Okay, listen, I understand
that this is really frustrating for you,
but our percentage rate
in solving these cases is pretty high.
Yeah? How many?
About 5% to 10%.
That's garbage.
We'll be in touch with you, Sandy.
- Hi, I'm Sandy...
- Mr. Patterson.
- I know who you are. I'm Jessica.
- Hi.
Welcome.
Anything you need, just ask.
Your office is right over there.
Office. Nice to meet you.
- Patterson?
- Sorry.
I had a hell of a morning.
- Listen to this.
- Can you explain this to me?
What do you got?
These are e-mails I received
from a couple of prospective clients.
No, no, no.
You defaulted on six credit cards?
- No, I didn't, actually.
- You did.
- No.
- You have nine other delinquencies.
This is what my morning's been all about.
Your credit score's a 240. A 240!
There are homeless people
with better numbers than that, Sandy.
Dude, you have a warrant
out for your arrest.
This is a financial institution.
How am I supposed to give you access
to $5 billion in funds?
My identity's been stolen.
I was at the police station all morning.
I'm gonna get on the phone,
They can run my credit tomorrow
and it's gonna be fine, okay?
What the f*** is this?
- Those are cops!
- That's my guy.
This is the detective
that's handling my case.
Hi. I was just
filling my boss in on our situation.
Did you find her?
Do you have some good news?
No, I'm sorry,
we don't have any good news.
Soon after you left,
we got a call from Orlando Metro.
They just busted a narcotics dealer
named Paolo Gordon.
Your name and your credit cards
turned up in connection
with the investigation.
Ah! This...
One of my colleagues spoke
to your former employer, Mr. Harold Cornish.
Yeah.
And he said that, in fact,
you are a drug dealer.
That's... He's a f***ing liar.
I've got a warrant to search the premises.
- For drugs.
- Oh.
And guns.
And guns.
- This is a waste of time.
- I understand.
It's not me, it's the woman in the picture.
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