Hollywood Sex Wars Page #4

HATES A GAZELLE.

BUT I HAD MY HEAR BROKEN ONCE...

COME ON, WEN,

PLEASE!

IT'S OVER.

SMASHED INTO LITTLE PIECES.

WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK.

ALL I NEED IS A CHANCE.

DON'T DO THIS.

BUT I PULLED MYSELF

TOGETHER.

AND NOW,

I JUST DON'T GIVE A SH*T.

COME ON,

DON'T GO, MAN.

I LOVE YOU, WENDY.

OKAY, COOL.

WHY DO YOU HAVE:

A LITTLE GIRL'S DOLL?

WHO THE F*** CARES?

WILL YOU PLEASE HELP US?

HEY, LOOK,

I'LL HELP YOU GUYS,

BUT YOU GOTTA DO

WHAT I SAY:

EXACTLY WHEN I:

TELL YOU TO DO IT,

NO QUESTIONS ASKED,

OR I'M OUT.

ALL RIGHT, COME BACK NEXT WEEK

AND BRING YOUR LAPTOPS.

OH, WAIT,

I DON'T GOT A LAPTOP, MAN.

I STILL GOT THAT DIALUP SH*T,

THAT... ( imitates dialup )

JESUS, CHRIST,

YOU GOT A LAPTOP?

YES.

YOU GOT A LAPTOP?

YEAH,

IT'S REALLY NICE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL,

GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE.

SO I CAN SHARE OF YOURS, HUH?

NO, SHARE OFF HIS, DUDE,

I GOT A DELL.

GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!

SO, TO BUSINESS...

GRETCHEN,

HOW'S YOUR REFINANCE GOING?

OKAY, WELL, THE GUY

CAME OVER THE OTHER DAY

AND TOOK ME TO LUNCH,

BUT WE GOT A LITTLE

TOO DRUNK.

WE DIDN'T FINISH

THE PAPERWORK.

Women:
GRETCHEN!

I KNOW, BUT DON'T WORRY.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

OKAY, LADIES,

NOT THIS DATERBASE

ONLY WORKS:

IF WE KEEP IT UPDATED.

SO DID ANYBODY HAVE

A DATE THIS WEEK?

I MET A GUY.

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

ADEN.

ISN'T THAT YOUR OTHER

BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND?

YEAH,

HE HIT ON ME YESTERDAY

JUST 'CAUSE I WAS

SUNBATHING TOPLESS

BY HIS POOL.

UHH, SUCH A PIG.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE WILL USE THA AGAINST HIM.

ANYONE ELSE?

YES, CHANEL?

THERE IS A BIG,

HUGE HAIR SPIDER.

IT CRAWLED INTO MY CLOSET,

AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

TO FIND IT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO

INTO MY CLOSET FOR,

LIKE, A WEEK.

I'VE BEEN BUYING ALL

OF MY CLOTHES BRAND-NEW

BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF IT.

THAT'S EASY,

I'LL SEND ONCH.

ONCH!

YES, WENDY?

GO!

NOW?

NO. TOMORROW. GO.

HOW ABOUT OUR NEW GIRLS?

ANYTHING YOU GIRLS NEED?

LIKE WHAT?

ANYTHING?

UM, OKAY, WELL,

MY SHOWER KEEPS DRIPPING,

AND IT'S KIND OF GROWING

MOLD IN THERE.

I MEAN, I CLEAN IT, BUT--

I'LL SEND ONCH OVER.

HOW MUCH IS THAT GONNA COST?

SWEETIE, WE JUST SAY

"OUR HOT GIRLFRIEND"

AND "SHOWER"

IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

COOL, THANK YOU.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, YVONNE?

I'M COOL.

REALLY?

I THINK SO.

I MEAN, THIS ALL SEEMS

A BIT COLD-HEARTED.

YOU LIKE TO F***

AND PARTY, DON'T YOU?

YEAH! A LOT.

( laughter )

THOSE ARE MARKETABLE SKILLS.

AND COMPLETELY TAX-FREE,

SWEETIE.

I NEVER REALLY THOUGH ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

THANKS, JOHNNY.

BYE, SARAH.

I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,

ALL RIGHT.

DUDE,

YOU ARE LIKE THE KING.

IT'S JUST WORK.

WORK? WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'M IN PHARMACEUTICAL SALES.

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