Hollywood Sex Wars Page #3
AAH.
YEAH.
UH, HEY, MAN, I KNOW
ALL RIGHT, NAME IT.
LIKE THAT?
SERIOUSLY?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME BY LATER,
JOHNNY EYELASH AGREED
COME ON, BABY.
WHICH IS GOOD...
MAN, YOUR ASS AIN' EVEN HURT, MAN.
...BECAUSE ACROSS TOWN...
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FEMALES:
OF THE T.O.B.
OF AMERICA:
WITH MANIPULATION,
WITH HOT BODS,
IRRESISTIBLE,
WITH LUXURY:
FOR JUST US,
THAT'S ALL!
( cheering )
OKAY, FIRST,
WELCOME, EVERYONE,
AND A SPECIAL HELLO
YVONNE AND COURTNEY.
Women:
HI.WE REALLY HOPE:
THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIKE
WHAT WE'RE ABOUT.
( cheering )
YEAH!
SO, WHAT? YOU GUYS
CAN'T GET GIRLFRIENDS?
WE DON'T WANT GIRLFRIENDS.
LIKE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I'M LISTENIN'.
AND PLUS, MAN,
OH, OHH, MY GOD. HO.
DEFINITELY. OH.
BUT THOSE, LIKE, SUPER-DUPER
BOMB HOLLYWOOD CHICKS, MAN...
WITH US.
YEAH,
THEY IGNORE US, MAN.
OR MAKE JOKES.
AND IT'S NOT GETTING
ANY EASIER, MAN.
T.O.B. CLUB.
MORE DEVIOUS,
BUT IT'S THAT BITCHINESS
SEEN THE TITS:
ON THE GIRLS:
NOW THEY'RE GETTING ORGANIZED.
THIS DOESN'T BODE WELL.
DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
THAT'S WHY WE
NEED YOUR HELP.
DUDE, COME ON,
MAN.
WHAT THE F***
DOES "BODE" MEAN?
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
RELAX, JESUS.
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
NICE, RIGHT?
THE IMPLANTS...
THE LIPO...
THE STRAPPY SHOES,
CUTE LITTLE DRESS,
AND THIS IS:
WHAT YOU'RE LEFT WITH.
NOT PARTICULARLY
ATTRACTIVE.
NOT THAT SMART,
NOT THAT INTERESTING--
BASICALLY SOMEONE
THINK ABOUT 'EM, GUYS.
BEFORE LONG,
YOU'LL BE A GODDAMN
HUMAN SHISH KABOB.
DUDE, THAT'S HARSH.
I SWEAR,
MAN, I DON'T HATE 'EM...
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