Hit and Run Page #5

Give her the

f***ing books, all right?

And when he snaps,

you better hope to hell

that I'm there to save you.

Because he's

going to do it.

Okay, Gil. Take care.

Bye, Gil!

(ENGINE STARTING)

CHARLES:
You got it?

ANNIE:
Yeah.

G-L-8-7-9.

G-L-8-7-9!

CHARLES:
What?

(CHUCKLES)

ANNIE:
What's with this car?

What do you mean

what's with this car?

I mean...

It's kind of obnoxious.

Oh! You think this

car is obnoxious?

'Cause I think it's tits!

And I think

most people think

this car is tits.

It sounds like

it's gonna break.

No, it does not sound

like it's gonna break.

It sounds like

it has 700 horsepower.

Believe me,

all dudes love

how this car sounds.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I'm in a 700

horsepower dude lure?

That's right.

Apologies.

I had no idea.

You definitely told me

this car was broken.

It was when I was

talking about turning the

shed into a craft room.

Yeah?

Yeah.

So, why did you say that?

Why did I say that?

Holy shnikes,

look at this.

There's a parrot

driving this car.

Uh-huh.

A driving parrot!

Oh, man!

I'm gonna be rich!

I found the only

driving parrot!

I was hiding it

in the shed

'cause you're

not supposed to

bring anything with you.

I mean,

especially not a car.

But I spent a year and

a half building this

thing with my dad

and I didn't want to

just not have it anymore.

You wanted to

bring it because you

built it with your dad?

Yeah.

We weren't the

hottest communicators,

but we kind of

worked well together.

So he was into

off-road racing and

we did that together.

And then he was

into building old cars

and we did that.

I think it's sweet.

I want a burger.

Mmm! I want a burger too.

Let's get some beef!

Let's get some

beef up in us.

ANGELLA:
What are you doing?

TERRY:
I'm on my Pouncer app.

Yeah.

I understand it's an app.

I'm saying when you

hit the Pouncer app

what happens?

I hit Pouncer.

And it sends out my

exact location on this map.

And then I can see

who else has Pouncer

on the same exact map.

And I can chat with

them in real time.

And be like,

"Hey! Where are you?

What's going on?"

Oh.

You're the only one on here.

Yeah.

Well, we're in the

middle of nowhere.

There's no gays.

Have you used it

in another city?

Oh, my God.

Airports. Vegas.

You know.

Austin lights up like

a f***ing Christmas tree.

Ten feet away.

Zero feet away.

Guys wanting to hook up.

For coffee? Or like...

No. To f***.

Or hand jobs or blowj*bs

or kissing. Whatever.

So wait, then like,

you just hit a button

and within five minutes

you and a stranger,

having sex?

Or having hand jobs?

I mean,

that's not the

intention of the app.

I think the intention

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