Hit and Run Page #4

You don't think

it'll be too dangerous?

No. I've been gone

for four years

and L.A. is a big city.

We'll be fine.

(SHRIEKS WITH DELIGHT)

I thought you said

this car didn't run.

Sweetie,

this car more than runs.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

ANNIE:
Whoa, whoa, buddy!

Where are you going?

CHARLES:
To L.A.

I have to pack my stuff.

No. I grabbed

everything you'd want.

Where?

It's in the trunk.

Honey, everything

I need for L.A. would

not fit in the trunk.

Sweetie,

this car also came as

a hardtop convertible.

The whole roof

slid into the trunk.

The trunk was designed

to hold the entire roof.

Believe me.

Your stuff fit

in the trunk.

(GASPS) Oh, wait!

What?

My teaching certificate.

It's at Gil's.

You're kidding me.

No. And I need it.

Oh, boy.

ANNIE:
Be back in a sec.

(RATTLING)

Oh, my God.

(DOORBELL CHIMING)

Hey!

Anne?

What a fun surprise.

Um, listen. I think

I accidentally left...

You caught me

in the middle of

doing all my laundry.

Sorry about that. Um...

When I split up

the photo albums,

I think I left the one

with my teaching degree

here with you.

Oh. Okay, well.

That's an honest mistake.

You want to come in

and talk about it?

No, Gil.

I just want the album.

Can you grab it?

Uno momento.

Uno momento.

Nice buns!

(SHUSHES)

Well, it looks like

we've got quite

a few options here.

We can spread them out...

No, that's fine.

It'll be in the back.

All right. Why, pray tell,

are you in such

a hurry to get this?

Um, because

I'm taking a job

in L.A. and I need it.

You're taking a job

in Los Angeles? When?

Uh, now, actually.

We're leaving right now.

We?

You're moving to

Los Angeles with a man

you barely know?

Bingo. Okay...

Hold on a second!

I'm not letting you

move 500 miles away

with a man named

Charles Bronson,

who you barely know

who happens to

be in the witness

protection program.

Do you know who goes

into witness protection?

Criminals who have

ratted out other criminals

to save their own ass.

Okay! First of all, I never

should have told you

anything about him.

I never should have.

Secondly, you don't

have the authority

to not let me

do anything, Gil.

And lastly, he was

given that name when

he entered protection

which he entered because

he witnessed a crime. Okay?

He's a good Samaritan, Gil.

Not a criminal. Give me!

You can't just

disappear with that scumbag.

All right? It's unacceptable.

He's probably

going to murder you

Give me the album, Gil!

Give me the album!

Annie. Annie!

Hey! What the f***

are you doing, Gil?

Nothing. I was just

giving her the albums

that she asked for.

You're sunbathing, too?

What, you got your top off?

I was doing laundry.

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