Hit and Run Page #6

of the app is to see who's

straight and who's gay.

Like for you,

you're straight

so it's safe to assume

that you can

hit on anyone

or flirt with them.

And then I do that,

what happens?

Victim of a hate crime.

Yeah. Not cool.

(PHONE VIBRATING)

Not cool at all.

Oh, Gil.

(SIGHS) What?

Hey! Did you

change your mind?

It doesn't work

like that, Gil.

I can't have him

tailed or brought in.

He hasn't done anything.

I'm telling you, the guy

is a f***ing Ted Bundy.

Okay, Terry?

He's probably going

to murder her and do

kinky sh*t to her body!

And that's

gonna be on you!

You're supposed to

be a f***ing cop!

I am a f***ing cop, Gil!

I don't need

you telling me

how to be a cop.

I know what I'm

f***ing doing, okay?

You know what?

You still owe me 1,700 bucks!

Are you f***ing

kidding me right now?

I got you

out of that DUI.

That report said

you soiled yourself, Gil.

Like a f***ing

homeless man!

You evacuated.

You sh*t your pants.

I fixed that!

Okay, Gil? Me!

Fine.

Forget the 1,700 bucks.

Just do it because

you're my brother. Okay?

Fine. What's the

plate number?

Thank you.

Uh, Galactica,

Libra, eight, seven, nine.

The plate's been

expired for three years.

And it's not

even in his name.

What's the name?

Who is it registered to?

Yul Perrkins.

Yul Perrkins?

Yeah.

Oh, my God! I bet

that's his real name!

Yul!

I've got to go.

I'll see you Sunday.

Thanks, Terry!

Yul Perrkins.

"Thirty-one year-old

Yul Perrkins will be

the key witness

"in the state's case

against Alexander

Dmitri and Noel Hodges.

"Three suspects are

accused of robbing

"First National Bank

in late August." You f***.

"They have been awaiting

trial for six months

"while the state

finalized the plea

bargain with Perrkins."

Alexander Dmitri.

For the next 24 hours

I know where Yul Perrkins is.

CHARLES:
They're saying

the Iraqi dinar

is gonna go to the value

of the Kuwait dollar.

ANNIE:
What are you talking

about? Iraqi dinar?

It's trading at 1000

dinar per U.S. dollar.

(PHONE VIBRATING)

Oh, sh*t. It's Randy.

Hold on one second.

Hey. Where are y?

I picked somethig

up for you.

A new bowling ball.

Well, I was just thinking.

You're a really good bowler,

like naturally.

You're too good to

be using one of those

pitted-out house balls.

(CHUCKLES) That was

really nice of you.

Thanks, Randy.

So when are you

going to be back?

Um, well...

Here's the thing.

Annie got a really great

job opportunity in L.A.

So I'm gonna go

ahead and go with her.

What? Are you

f***ing kidding ?

You know you

can't leave Milton!

You cannot leave Milto!

Well, I know

it's not advised,

but technically

I think I can leave.

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