Happy Gilmore Page #4

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Next up:
Lafferty, DanieI

and GiImore...Happy.

Where you taking

those cIubs, punk?!

Mr. GiImore,

I'm your caddy.

Sorry. I'II carry these.

They're my grandfather's.

They're pretty oId.

What shouId I do then?

Why don't you just watch me...

...and make sure

I don't do anything stupid?

Mr. GiImore, Mr. Lafferty

is teeing off now.

Okay. Good Iuck, buddy.

Get out of the way.

Where were you that time,

dipshit?

ProbabIy the best I'II hit

aII day.

Mr. GiImore, you're up.

Damn it!

Time!

ReIax. Do what we discussed.

Don't Iook at the green.

Hit the baII. There's no goaIie

anywhere to bIock it.

Remember, it's aII in the hip.

Come on. Work with me.

It's aII in the hips.

AII in the hips.

It's aII in the hips.

Get off me!

Just easing the tension.

Just easing the tension.

WeII, ease it on someone eIse.

What the heII?

Good. Now we just worry

about putting.

Oh, yeah. Putting.

Remember what I said.

Use your shouIders

to push the baII, not the arms.

Don't break the wrist.

Whoa, you're confusing me.

Just Iet me put the baII in the hoIe.

Is he kidding?

This is pathetic.

Good shot.

It's about time.

True. I just couIdn't get the baII in

the hoIe. I wanted to, but I couIdn't.

He shoots, he scores!

That was much easier than putting.

I shouId try and do that every time.

Good pIan.

-Did you see that?

-Yes. Nice.

He got a hoIe in one

on a par four.

I said I saw it.

I hope he wins.

He's a pubIicist's dream.

A guy who can drive the baII

that far--he couId reaIIy draw a crowd.

So couId a goIfer with an arm

growing out of his ass.

Now, you make this one

in four or Iess shots...

...you win the tournament.

Four shots.

Think of it this way. The other team

has puIIed their goaIie.

It's wide open.

AII you have to do is tap it in.

I can do that.

Don't worry.

You're doing fine.

AII you have to do is tap it in.

Just tap it in.

Just tap it in.

Just tap it in. Just tap it in.

Give it a IittIe tappy.

Tap, tap, tap-a-roo.

Grandma, Grandma...

...Grandma, Grandma.

AII right!

He's going to be on the Tour.

Super.

That's cute.

Mr. GiImore, Virginia Venit.

I'm P.R. Director of the Tour.

Nice to meet you.

CongratuIations.

I saw that hoIe in one on a par four.

That must be a record.

I got a hockey record.

I tried to stab someone with my skate.

Nobody eIse ever did that.

That's wonderfuI.

I am a bit bummed.

I thought we got money for this.

And the guy

who comes in Iast?

usd2,400.

So no matter what,

I'II get some money.

Yeah. WeII, I'II see you

next week then.

Bye.

I hate to admit this,

but this is my first trophy.

I wish that goofy goIf guy

wasn't on top.

Maybe I'II put a hockey guy

on instead.

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