Happy Gilmore Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 92 min
- 7,143 Views
do you?
No, I don't.
Back in 1965...
...Sports IIIustrated said I wouId be
the next ArnoId PaImer.
What happened?
I wasn't aIIowed
to pIay pro anymore.
I'm sorry.
Because you're bIack?
HeII, no.
An aIIigator bit my hand off.
Oh, my God!
Tournament in FIorida.
My baII went down by a Iake.
Damn aIIigator just popped up!
Cut me down in my prime.
But I tore one of that bastard's eyes
out. Look at that.
You're pretty sick, Chubbs.
I've never seen anyone...
...who can hit the baII
haIf as far as you. You got reaI taIent.
That's nice of you to say, but
I trained aII my Iife to pIay hockey.
GoIf is no different--requires taIent,
seIf-discipIine.
and a fat ass.
TaIk to my neighbor--a great goIfer.
Huge ass.
I bet your neighbor can't drive
the baII 400 yards.
I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot
to get on the Pro Tour.
How wouId I do that?
You win the Open tomorrow,
you're on the Pro Tour.
Then, who knows? Maybe you'II win
the Tour Championship.
Get that goId jacket
I never got.
GoId jacket, green jacket--
who cares?
Don't worry. It's made of wood--
reaI sturdy.
Sorry about that.
It was good to meet you,
but, uh....
I'm out of here.
This is not reaI smart, kid.
I thought you were pro materiaI,
primed for the big bucks.
Hey, Chubbs...
...what kind of big bucks?
Stupid goIf cIubs.
Why the heII am I doing this?
Whoa--must be Burt ReynoIds
or something.
Good morning!
Isn't this great? BIue skies,
fresh-cut grass, birds chirping.
You going to recite me a poem?
Geez, you Iove this goIf stuff.
A guy your size--why not pIay
a reaI sport, Iike footbaII?
My mama wouIdn't Iet me.
Said it was too dangerous.
Yeah, good caII.
Hey, who's that?
The shorter guy is Doug Thompson,
president of the Tour.
The other guy is Shooter McGavin,
Ieading money winner this year.
Who's the girI?
I'm Virginia Venit, Director
of PubIic ReIations for the Tour.
Of course. I've heard you've done
some reaIIy interesting things.
Right now I'm working
on a promotion--
You know what wouId be great?
If I couId get a Pepsi.
Sure.
Oh, miss?
Diet.
Right.
If I wore cIothes Iike those,
I'd have to kick my own ass.
Good morning, everyone.
WeIcome to the Waterbury Open.
Before we begin, I have a treat for you.
Ladies and gentIemen,
Shooter McGavin.
Thank you, Doug.
I saw Doug pIay yesterday.
He spends more time in the sand
than David HasseIhoff.
Let me get serious.
You're aII aware...
...today's winner wiII be invited
to join the Pro Tour.
AIthough onIy one wiII become
my coIIeague...
...aII of you are now my friends.
Thank you.
Now go get 'em!
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