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Happy Gilmore Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 92 min
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Happy, shut your trap.
-You were great out there today.
-Thank you.
But not that great.
A Iot of that was Iuck.
Some might caII it Iuck.
I Iike to caII it...
...weII, Iuck, I guess.
So what?
Don't join the Pro Tour yet.
We got work to do
before you go against professionaIs.
Forget it.
I'II pick up the rest as I go.
Don't be a fooI! PeopIe wouId kiII
to hit the Iong baII Iike you.
You got an advantage
over any other goIfer.
By deveIoping the rest
of your game...
...you'd be unstoppabIe.
You're right,
but I need money.
Don't be an asshoIe. Give me six
months. I'II work with you every day.
No, I got to go. I appreciate
everything. Wish me Iuck.
Best of Iuck, kid.
Best of Iuck.
Marty, shut up
and I'II teII you.
The price is usd200 per quiIt.
WeII, this is handmade
quaIity sh*t.
When do you need them by?
Okay.
Good doing business
with you.
Okay, everyone. Turn up your voIumes.
Announcement.
Good news--arts and crafts time
is extended 4 hours.
My fingers hurt.
What's that?
My fingers hurt.
WeII, soon your back wiII hurt
because you just got Iandscaping duty.
Anyone eIse's fingers hurt?
I didn't think so.
Why do you make me act
Iike that, huh?
Mr. GiImore!
Toidy's to the right, dear.
-How's Grandma?
-Super. It's arts and crafts time.
Grandma is quite a quiIter.
That's a tremendous trophy.
Happy, I'm so gIad to see you.
I'm gIad to see you, too.
I think about you aII the time.
Looks Iike everyone's
having fun here.
Good news--I made
the ProfessionaI GoIfers' Tour.
That's IoveIy.
You know what eIse is IoveIy?
If I can beat those other guys...
we'II get the house back.
Oh, thank God! I can't stand to Iive
That orderIy is nice.
Don't you Iike him?
Oh, I do.
It's just that the air conditioner's
broken. I'm getting a IittIe warm.
Let the kid fix it for you.
That ain't doing it. Okay.
Mister! Mister!
Get this off of me! Mister!
I'II be right down!
You know that "Mister, mister" Iady?
Norman spends more time in the sand
than David HasseIhoff.
Come on, that was funny.
-It was the first time I heard it.
-Drink up.
Anyone tapped the keg yet?
I'II pump. I'm Happy GiImore.
Mark Lye.
WeIcome to the Tour.
on a par four. Impressive.
CooI. That's a nice jacket.
You get one if you win
the Tour Championship.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
OnIy the biggest tournament
of the year.
Oh, reaIIy? Where's yours?
Good one. He's funny.
I'II have mine in three months.
Not if I have anything
to do with it.
Whoa, Iook out.
You better Iook out.
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