HairBrained Page #3
- Year:
- 2013
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Do you have a package
for me or not?
There's no package for you, Pettifog.
No lying or complaining.
Okay.
Hey. Can I use your phone?
Yeah, sure.
It's private.
I understand.
Hey, if you want to
party, leave a message.
All right, whatever.
Hey, Mom, I'm calling to remind
you you forgot my birthday again.
It's your birthday?
Yeah. Big 1-4.
Hang on.
Faster.
Okay.
Whoo!
Faster.
Faster?
Yeah!
Whoo!
Faster.
Whoo!
Thanks, Leo,
that was really fun.
Well, happy birthday, Eli.
- Leo!
- Yo!
Faster!
What's wrong with this thing?
Hey, fuzzy, that's my
favorite machine.
Hi.
Happy birthday.
Thanks.
I wish I could go to Whittman.
There's no Mall Studies
major at Whittman.
I'm not a mall girl. I only shop
at the most exclusive boutiques.
Mm-hm.
You want to shotgun?
What's a shotgun?
Let me show you. Okay.
I know you have a thing for me.
What are you gonna do about it?
What are you talking about?
I see you checking out
my boyish curves.
Come, lay down with me.
You want to know a secret?
Okay.
So what? Neither have I.
I'm worried I might suck at it.
How hard can it be?
Kissing is too important
to be easy.
Not my lip.
Well, stop squirming.
Are you supposed to be drooling
directly into my mouth?
Toss up. Which states, in order
of entry into the union...
is Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen
not from?
Whittman?
Delaware, Pennsylvania, Georgia,
Connecticut...
Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina,
New Hampshire, Virginia, New York...
North Carolina, Rhode Island,
Vermont, Kentucky, uh...
Keep going.
Not Tennessee, Ohio, Louisiana,
Indiana, Mississippi, Illinois...
Alabama, Maine, Missouri, Arkansas,
Michigan, Florida, Texas, Iowa...
Wisconsin, California,
Minnesota...
15 seconds.
Um, not Oregon, Kansas,
West Virginia, Nevada...
Nebraska, Colorado, North
Dakota, South Dakota.
Do it, weirdo!
Yeah, do it.
Montana, Washington, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah,
New Mexico, Arizona, Alaska, nor Hawaii.
By god, he's done it.
Nice. Very nice.
In-frigging-conceivable.
Frigging magnificent.
Frigging, frigging. I want
a piece of your action.
You can't have any of my action.
Do you even know what your
action is?
You're the one who started
talking about my action.
Your action is blowing people away with
your genius, and your bizarre charisma.
You're a college star
in the making.
My quest is private, Leo,
it's not for other people.
Do you think
Whoa.
Nice try, Leo.
Mm?
This jacket
is from sweatshop city.
What are you talking about? It was
stitched in Beacon Falls, USA.
Makes me look like I have
old-man shoulders.
Man shoulders are a perk.
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