HairBrained Page #2
- Year:
- 2013
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13, walking around Harvard with
hair like that? That's bad ass.
You want a ride back to campus?
To Boston?
Yeah, let's roll.
Yo, Eli, get in...
or we aren't gonna haze you.
I can't.
Why not?
Because I don't go to Harvard.
I'm a freshman here at Whittman...
but my soul belongs to Harvard.
Don't worry about it, the important
thing is we part company like men.
Listen to me, you little freak.
Ow, oh, my god.
Harvard doesn't want your soul. Your
soul is cheap, and it's mediocre.
- Ow, stop.
- It's a Whittman soul.
- But they went on to win that year.
- How does that help us right now?
I'm just saying you should
learn, you know, perseverance.
Alan, if you didn't know the
answer, why did you buzz?
Because...
You can't do that.
If you don't know, don't buzz.
Hey.
My name is Eli Pettifog.
This is Leo Searly's last chance
at a classy future.
He's not afraid to gamble it all
on a hole and a ball.
Hits the putt.
Oh, it's on the lip. No, no, no,
it's rolling in. It's rolling in.
Oh, yes!
- Leo Searly takes home $100 million...
- Hey.
Hey, how are you?
Can I tell you something
super important?
Okay. As long as it's not
teenage stuff.
Don't worry. This is as grown up
as it gets.
All right.
First, I now hate Harvard with the
fanatical rage of a freedom fighter.
me.
And I've sworn my life
to its destruction.
The entire university?
No, just the college, I'm only
one man.
Second, I'm now the new
captain of the Whittman
Warring Hares Collegiate
Mastermind Team.
Oh, I loved that game as a kid.
That's the one with the pegs.
then you get a combination...
No, it's a quiz show in which
two colleges compete...
to see which one is smart
and which one is dumb.
It's like the show Jeopardy,
with no money.
No money?
Forget the money, Leo. I found
the instrument of my revenge.
can walk in here and say...
"I'm Eli Pettifog
and I'm your new captain?"
Because none of us walked in
and said I'm your new captain.
are 3.141.
What is the
billionth digit of pi?
Nine.
Right you are.
Dude.
Here's your bonus.
Assuming Rudolph was in front...
how many ways are there to arrange
40,320.
Right you are.
You're fast, kid.
- Dude!
- Captain.
Sh*t, dude,
viral pandemic sick! Or not.
Ssh, I'm trying to study.
You should have a package
for Eli Pettifog.
Pettifog, okay.
P-E-T-T-I-F-O-G?
Yeah.
Weird name. What's it mean?
Okay, here we go. Pettifog means
you bicker over everything.
That's ridiculous.
Second definition, to practice
deception or trickery.
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