Hacks Page #5
- Year:
- 2012
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I'm getting a bit scared.'
'Don't worry, I'll get
another super-injunction.'
Sorry, Mr Feast.
I do know how much
you've invested in China but...
I'm sure the Chinese government
will be very grateful.
Kate?
I'm sorry, but we just can't
nail a thing on the Dalai Lama.
Well, he doesn't have a mobile.
We tried, but he just
said that worldly
possessions were like
smoke in a mirror, so...
A slanty-eyed c*nt to you,
the reincarnation of the Lord Buddha
to his followers.
Obviously, we'll keep... Argh!
Kate, I rather think
I've got a front page.
A husband having sex with his wife?
Micah Todd.
He's cheating on his wife.
Is he?
Oh, yes, he is.
I expect you want to ask me
who with.
Who with?
With...
Tracey Potts,
sizzling singing sensation.
Evidence?
Phone messages from last week,
a tape of the matter,
and Tracey will tell
her side of it for 20K.
What does she say he said?
The usual... "My marriage is over,
I love you, you're the one,"
"can you get any more of my dick
in your mouth?"
And Kate, I'd value your opinion.
Shall we try and get Micah to talk?
No.
He might try and sell his side of it
to a Saturday.
So, big surprise for Micah
on Sunday morning!
Hmm!
By the way, Kate,
can I say how very much I'm enjoying
working with you as my editor?
Letter for you, marked "Personal".
That's Jeremy Clarkson's
house over there.
Who?
He's...
Never mind.
That barn you can see over there
is originally 13th-century.
No offence, David,
but I don't give a flying f***
if Queen Victoria had a threesome in
there with Stanley and Livingstone.
Stanny, you are a rude man!
Ho Chi Mao, you'll want to help
obsession with the past.
Much more interested
in your vision of the future.
Particularly regarding, say,
takeovers of, say, Channel 100.
They'll probably want
a man to open the jam.
What can I say?
We absolutely believe
in a lightness of touch
when it comes to government.
Businesses express themselves
better without...
Prime Minister David Bullingdon.
It's got a ring to it, hasn't it?
Prime Minister David Bullingdon
welcomed the US President
to Number Ten.
Prime Minister David Bullingdon
was re-elected
with a huge majority.
Go on, you try one.
Prime Minister David Bullingdon
said the takeover didn't need to
go before the Monopolies
and Mergers Committee.
I think my editors will decide
to support you at the next election,
Prime Minister Bullingdon.
The Micah-Tracey thing
happened four months ago.
Yeah.
You said you had phone messages
from last week. Yeah. No...
We got hold of them last week.
They're from four months ago.
Is there a problem?
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