Hacks Page #4
- Year:
- 2012
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Oh, still not out. Oh well,
I've saved you the trouble.
to page two.
Ray, you're not fired.
So, the Fergie colonic irrigation
explosion story... anyone?
We are about to get a police raid.
Who told you?
The police.
We should tell Connor.
So, Connor, you're not telling me
to get rid of this stuff?
So, Kate, you're not ordering me
to get rid of it
but you'd just like it to happen.
Sod off, Oliver. You must be joking.
I'll do it.
Just put it in writing.
So you're saying take this
stuff downstairs and hide it?
No, it's more of a...
"Why don't you?"
OK.
Why me?
Erm...
Because...
Because it's a tradition.
A tradition?
A tradition when
we take someone on full-time.
Oh, wow, that's great!
I never thought. That's brilliant.
The cops are coming!
We are in such sh*t.
I don't think so.
OK, everyone, stay calm.
Could someone look just
a little bit surprised?
I'm arresting your
royal correspondent.
There's a pile of evidence this big.
It's going to take that poor
work-experience lad months to read.
Darling, I'm a personal friend
And I'm a personal friend
of Princess Gary of Essex.
(HIGH-PITCHED)
Hi, can I speak to Michael, please?
It's Janet.
Janet Jackson.
His sister, Janet Jackson.
Who is this? Hello?
Why does that f***ing chimp
always have to answer the phone?
Now, the geezer who did the hacking.
Nothing has been proven.
Have it your way.
The geezer who allegedly
did the hacking.
Charlie the Hacker
AKA Charles Dodge.
AKA Dodgy, AKA Well-Dodgy,
AKA Charlie Bollocks.
Now, he had a notebook
with the private mobile numbers
of several thousand celebrities.
Sienna Miller, Hugh Grant,
Prince William, several lords,
half the Cabinet.
Even Jackiey Goody.
Can you explain that?
Well...
Maybe they were...
His... friends?
Fair enough.
Sorry?
Fair enough. That's probably it.
You're accepting that explanation?
You're the ones
that know about all this.
Can I say,
your paper is bang dead-on
about the police being
proper kebabbed by red tape.
There's a couple of villains
I'm trying to get a wiretap on.
The forms you've got to fill in
just to hack their mobiles!
Strangely, by coincidence,
I have their names
on a piece of paper
in a pocket of my coat.
I'm off for a wazz.
Zoe! Is he Officer Filthy?
Didn't recognise him without
the courgette stuffed up his...
Did you put him onto this case?
There's a piece of paper in that
jacket. Get it out, would you?
Give that to Rav.
Oh, do I get another promotion?
Don't push your luck.
'But you said he died on 9/11?'
'Mum, when are you coming home?
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