Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast Page #4
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- Year:
- 2018
- 66 min
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It's my reputation you're
out there ruining.
What's the show called?
You're all right, aren't you?"
The show has always been
"You Magnificent Beast."
There's a reason for that.
I was moving through London in a cab
with the window open.
A drunk student saw me, recognized me.
He dove through the window
of the moving cab.
He grabbed me by the throat,
and he went, "Oh, yeah.
You magnificent beast."
He just let go.
Honestly, as far as I know,
he could be dead.
But I got a title for my show.
The honest truth is, the next day
I found myself...
"Yes, I am.
Yes, I am."
I thought, "I'm gonna write a show
about how magnificent I am.
How magnificent we all are.
That's what my show is gonna be about.
How unique all human beings are.
How we've all got something to offer."
I started getting quotes together,
inspirational quotes about humans.
Look at this. I think it's wonderful.
"Child of heaven born
from the womb of a star."
All of us.
Another one...
"Man's goodness is a flame that can be
hidden but never extinguished."
Nelson Mandela said that.
I hope this doesn't seem arrogant,
but I do see myself
Thank you.
Thank you.
Another one.
"No species has ever had such
wholesale control
over everything on Earth."
Attenborough said that.
We believe anything Attenborough said.
I thought, "This show is
gonna write itself."
I start getting images together
of the wonderful things
And my mom, still smarting,
went, "Yeah, I'm a mad old lady
who's had her youth, had it away with.
And you're a magnificent beast?
How about your lift your shirt up in front
of the mirror,love?
See how magnificent you are."
I will do. Yeah. Have a look.
Look at it.
Look at what I've done to myself.
Nothing magnificent about this, is there?
I thought, "She's got a point."
I thought, "There's nothing magnificent
about a middle-aged human being anyway.
Middle-age is dreadful."
I'm gonna come and talk
to one of my middle-aged friends.
This is where I massively offend someone.
-What's your name?
-Sean.
Sean, you're how old? Sorry?
-Forty-seven.
-Couple years younger than me?
-Yep.
Are you up for a piss in the night?
-A couple of times.
-Twice.
We're at the same prostate level.
It's called "galia melon."
Two pisses a night, I'm the same.
You're two years younger than me.
I'll tell you, things have happened to me
that you've got to look forward to.
And I just want to share them
with the young people.
In the last two years,
my nails have become
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