Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #4
better, I go all kinds of ways.
- What kinds of ways?
- Ah, you get me drunk enough,
I'll munch a box. That's not an
animal; I got all kinds of tricks.
(man growling)
HEYYY! There he is! No, no, come on,
give me the good stuff.
Give me the... No, no.
(gurgling)
- (Doug's mom):
Ohhhh!- F***ing... Mazel tov!
Mazel tov! In your a...
Oh, excuse me, I didn't... I'm sorry.
Sorry. - (whispering): No. F***.
- I was just pretending to butt f*** my friend.
I don't think we've been properly introduced.
I'm Patrick... Hoolahan.
- We've met, you idiot!
You wouldn't stop hitting on
me at Doug and Eva's wedding.
And you fell asleep and pissed yourself.
- Nice. Represent.
- (Mary):
Yeah.- Why do you have a boner?
- You just noticed that?
- Hey, what, I have a...
- (Mary):
It's massive.- What? Uh...
- Come on, clean it up!
- Ah! - No! Stop!
- Just trying to get rid of it.
- Pat always gets boners.
- (Pat):
F***! DIB! HIYA!- So how was your first day?
- Work?
Oh, it... Aw, It was so fun.
Yeah. I mean, there's
so many documents and...
phone calls to make and receive and...
You sit a lot.
I mean, like, pretty much the whole day.
So it's safe. You know, it's really safe.
Plus there's a Harvey's
close by, which is good.
- Hey. I'm proud of you,
of us.
We're doing this. It's...
it's a f***ing a lot and...
(chuckling) It's crazy, but we're doing it.
Together.
- A team.
- Yeah, we're a team. Got each other's backs.
I know it's hard for you.
I mean, I know you miss it.
And I miss it too.
but I love you and...
the family we're gonna
have, more. (toilet flushing)
- AAH! Guys! Dropping loads.
Dropping f***ing hot meatball
loads from my a**hole.
- Hey, Pat.
- This... I
- I was just... I'm having... I'm having
- (announcer):
Ladies and germs,welcome to the Bruised and Battered
Hockey Fighting Competition.
Proudly banned in 11 states,
6 provinces and 1 territory!
The hockey tournament
for retired fourth-liners
with only one rule:
no hockey.
- You know, I tell ya, Hot Ice
would have been all over this sh*t.
F***ing kids these days
with their f***ing...
YouTube.
F***ing Isis.
I tell you what, I'm into
new sh*t now. But lately,
Dougie, my new thing; I'm all about going
f***ing door to door
selling f***ing china deluxe.
Look at this f***ing thing,
right? You know, you f***ing...
You put it someplace, you put it
another place. People f***ing look at it.
Does everything it needs to do.
Dope, right? Dougie?
- I keep going over
and over it in my head.
He was unlike anybody
I've ever fought before.
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