
Goon: Last of the Enforcers
(crowd cheering)
(SportsDesk theme music)
- Hey, I'm James Duffy.
- Yes, he is. I'm Chad Bailey,
sexy, roguish new face of
our parent company's effort
to rebrand SportsDesk
for a new generation.
SportsDesk, it's not
delivery; it's SportsDesk.
- OK, uh, we go live to
Reading, Pennsylvania.
With the Big League officially shut
down thanks to the lockout, all eyes
are on the ENHL tonight
as the Reading Wolfdogs
get set to take on the Halifax...
- Highlanders, this season, the big show
made it to us. This lockout means
there's gonna be a whole bunch
of big dicks swinging away down to
our league. Play is gonna get faster,
the hits are gonna get harder,
crowd's gonna get "crowdier."
Fucking boys of the light brigade,
and you're gonna need someone
at the tip of the spear. You need a cap.
- Yeah.
- He's bled blue and orange for this team
a long time.
- That's right.
- He's got that shit that keeps him going
long after he has any reason to.
- (Coach):
Open that up.- Dougie. My boy. Put this fucker on!
Come on!
- (player):
Looks good on you.- Cheers. - (player): Alright.
- C, whoo!
(sighing)
- Thank you guys so much.
I've never been a captain before.
One time, I had a dream that I
was a captain of a monkey ship.
There was all these monkeys
playing around, laughing,
having fun, singing,
wearing little monkey sailor hats,
fighting over life jackets.
Pierce Brosnan was screaming.
I hope one day I could be
the captain of your dreams.
Best wishes. Doug Glatt.
- OK, yeah, alright, good. Well, we... Dougie,
didn't make you captain for your speeches.
We made you captain... Because you leave
it all out there on the fucking ice.
Ah, this sport is everything to you, right?
You make me proud to own this team.
I want you all to watch
Doug out there tonight.
Watch him do whatever the
f*ck it takes to get us
the W. That said,
come on, let's get after
it, boys! (cheering)
- Congrats, bud. - Fresh-beat ice, boys.
- Thank you, buddy.
- I can't wait, Dougie.
- Go out and captain out there.
- (Duffy):
Joining us for tonight'sgame, our own Red McCauley.
- (McCauley):
Reading citycouncil spent a bunch of money
on a new Jumbotron and right now,
it's making everything red.
- Go, boys!
(siren)
- I love this fucking game.
- (McCauley):
And back to Reading here.Here's Laflamme dancing with the puck.
Laflamme spins. He shoots. He hit the post!
Now it's Laflamme again. He's all
over the ice! Murphy steps into him.
Ohh! Glatt absolutely levels
Michael Murphy. Sorry, Mikey.
- (McCauley):
Glatt's escorted asideby a couple of Reading Wolfdogs.
Laflamme! He was flattened.
That angers Glatt.
Glatt fires a left. He fires a right.
- Sorry, Mikey.
- (McCauley):
They're falling.The Wolfdogs are down.
- Sorry, Mikey.
- Shut the f*ck up, Doug.
- (McCauley):
And that is whatfriends are for, especially
when your friends are huge
Jewish guys named Doug Glatt.
(dynamic music)
puck. He moves up the left wing.
Laflamme trying to go to the
outside as the penalties expire.
Both sides at full swing.
Laflamme in behind the goal,
takes it into the corner He circles.
What's in front? Awaiting there is Glatt,
but Laflamme holds up, jams out. He scores!
Laflamme makes it 1-nothing for
the Halifax Highlanders. Alright.
- (McCauley):
Reunited,and it feels so good.
It's a new dawn for
the Halifax Highlanders.
(encouragements)
- You're like Captain America!
- "Captain America"!
- (McCauley):
New owner andGM Hyrum Cain's plan to win
a championship in his
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