Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #2
say hi to my one teammate Eva
who couldn't be here tonight. She's my teammate
and can't be here right now. My wife Eva.
- Doug with that big dick! (blonde woman laughing)
- That's not appropriate.
- I'll do whatever my team needs me to do.
- (blonde woman): Yeah, you do.
- (other woman):
Yeah, Dougie!- Whatever you need.
(Eva vomiting) Hahaha!
- Oh, my God!
- Hahaha!
My beer is back.
(Eva coughing) (toilet flushing)
(sighing)
- Ugh!
(other toilet flushing)
(ominous music) (baby laughing)
Aw, f...
- F*** sake!
Jesus Christ! Goddammit!
No one wants to skate anymore. Is
that it? Do you want to sit here?
Breathe hard? Dougie, you're on.
I want you to rough up a few Reading c*nts
right now. The boys need some inspiration,
and you can provide that.
Let's go! Come on, come on!
- Let's go, boys! Let's turn
this f***ing thing around.
(dramatic music)
- Here it comes.
(crowd gasping)
- You wanna go?
(stick falling on ice)
(whistle)
- Come on, come on.
- (crowd, chanting): Fight!
- (McCauley):
Jesus Christ!Anders came with the opening salvo!
- Come on, come on!
- Doug Glatt is rocked!
Cain just keeps pouncing.
The Thug is in trouble, folks!
- Ugh!
(grunting)
- (McCauley):
What hashappened to Doug Glatt?
The champion in so many eyes!
(crowd cheering)
- (Laflamme):
F*** off! You f***!(Glatt groaning)
- You popped your whole arm out. F*** me!
- Did I lose?
(rock music)
(audio feedback)
- Our boy's moving on to greener pastures.
But remember, once a Highlander...
- (crowd):
Always a Highlander!- F***ing A!
- This one's for you, Dougie.
(guitar tuning and drumroll)
Oh, Dougie boy
The pipes, the pipes are calling
- Jesus Christ, he's drunk already.
- F***ing right, man. From glen to glen
- Potato f***ing salad.
- And down the mountain
- Ow!!
- You will never eat a meal in peace.
- Animals don't eat in peace.
Animals eat pieces of dog sh*t.
- I'm not a f***ing animal, man!
I'm a real person! I got real f***ing
emotions. I don't eat... F*** you!
- Ow! You f***ing Neanderthals!
- So f***ing tired though.
I'm not as fast as I used to be.
- I'm not as tough as I used to be.
- (man):
Dougie, this is all for you!(some people laughing)
- How much you... How much recovery time?
(man still singing)
- Doctor said
that I should never play hockey again.
- Tabarnak!
- Yeah. That's exactly what I said.
(Doug sighing) And we have a baby coming.
Eva's cousin, he's got a job
opportunity at an insurance company.
- Oh, Dougie boy
- I mean...
- Dougie boy!
I love you so
- Got beaten.
(drumroll) He beat me.
I have to make responsible decisions.
(crowd applauding and cheering)
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