Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #3
- Alright.
- I got you. I got you, friend.
- Stevesy, I think I'm gonna piss myself.
(retro orchestral music playing)
- Hey! There's my guy!
Hey, stay there, I'll come to you.
Ooh! Yeah.
- (employee):
I'm good, Ray.- Just stand here?
- Just...
I told you I'm coming to you. I'm Doug
Glatt. I said I was coming to you.
I can do this. Prostate.
Work up. Got a melon.
Here we go. See? Flat,
I'm fine. It's the stairs.
- I'm Doug Glatt. - Yeah. Bob Forbes.
- Ow, my arm!
- Oh yeah, hell of an arm! How
excited are you right now, huh?
- Yes. Thank you so much.
The windows here are great.
- Yeah, tell you what. You deserve
'em. 'Cause the sky is the limit
here at Cornwallis Insurance.
- Hmm! - You seen the commercials?
- No.
- Ah, you should, they're real good. It says,
Go ahead and call us, we're...
- You want me to call you?
- No, I want you to finish the song. Cornwallis.
- Oh.
- Hahaha! There he is. He's going up, this guy.
Get in there.
Used to be a jail.
Prisoners killed themselves.
"Doug Glatt, storage room,"
that's you. How does that feel?
You know, you mentioned
you play hockey; I used
to watch a lot of hockey 'til it
got too exciting for the old ticker.
Had a massive heart attack. Yep,
I am a sick man. Anyway,
and that's when I got bit
(Doug chuckling) Yep, she laid eggs
right inside of me, and now you're here.
- I'm allergic to eggs.
- You're an idiot;
nobody's allergic to eggs. (man
outside moaning) Oh, Christ,
this guy. Come on, come on! Come on!
Aah! Get out of there! Quit! Quit that!
- (man outside):
F*** you!- It's like he's showing off. Huh? Nice fixed stream.
- Yeah.
- God! They got a whole alley to do that in and then they choose
this window to piss on.
God, it's like crack to them.
- Crazy.
- They also sell crack at that window.
- Oh! OK.
- But don't worry, it's safe as
long as you get out by sundown.
That's when the handjobs start.
(pop music playing)
- What the...?
A lot of cars in our driveway.
(You're a Strange Animal
by Gowan playing)
- AAAH! Surprise!
- Hey, f***!
- I was gonna be in town anyway, so I thought to
myself, wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity
to organize a little something
for the two of you? Ohhh,
I am so proud of you, Dougie. You
found something secure and steady.
You see? Everything has a time and a place.
Hmm! Hmm-hmm!
- Thanks, Mom.
- Oh. Your house, the baby...
I can't believe I'm gonna be a grandmother.
If I'm being honest, there was a while there
where I never thought it was gonna happen,
what with Ira being the way he is and all.
- Jesus, Mom.
- Wow!
If it makes you feel any
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