Goon: Last of the Enforcers Page #5

He was faster...

meaner.

Thank God Eva wasn't

watching when he beat me.

- (announcer):
And now, the

main event of the evening!

Fighting for the $400 grand prize

is reigning champ, Ross "the Boss"...

- Rhea!

- (announcer):
Rhea!

- (Pat):
Yep, you kicked the

sh*t out of him. He looks like

265 pounds of dog sh*t stuffed

into f***ing ice skates,

but, tell you what,

motherf***er can still bang.

(neck cracking)

- Hey, Barnesby.

- Bossman.

- How's the shoulder?

- F***ed as usual.

Thanks for asking, though.

- Alright. I'll make it quick for you.

- F*** you.

(crowd cheering)

(rock music playing)

- (spectator):
Follow the dream! Yeah!

- Oof! Oof!

- Stand up and say And say your prayers

Stand up and say

Say your prayers Say them

- Oh!

- You alright, Barnes?

- Aww, go f*** yourself.

- Jesus f***ing Christ!

It's a f***ing crime scene!

(cheers and applause) Bra-ah!

- (woman):
I love you!

- "The Bruised and Battered Competition...

"would like to thank you

for your continued support.

"But we are especially thankful...

(audio feedback) (soft music playing)

"for the Dartmouth Wig Outlet.

You won't wig out at their prices."

- (spectator):
F***ing

sister wearing the wig!

(spectators shouting)

- Alright.

I got some people I want to

thank too. You f***ing people!

(crowd whistling and

jeering) Yeah. That's right.

I used to think I was done.

And maybe there... there

is a time for everybody...

but when I step out on this ice

and I see all of you

cheering me on, I know my time

ain't done yet. Thank you very much.

- You're the f***ing man, Ross!

- (crowd):
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

Ross! Ross!

Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!

- I'm James Duffy.

- And I'm Chad Bailey. You're watching SportsDesk.

SportsDesk, we're all pink on the inside.

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

Anyway, Halifax's woeful

losing streak extends

to 12 straight losses to start the year.

They've been in a rut

since their disastrous

season-opening loss to Reading, which saw

then-captain Doug Glatt

hospitalized following

what would be a career-ending

tilt with Anders Cain.

Can the Highlanders find a

way to turn things around?

- (Hyrum):
I bought this team because I win.

- (Coach):
I know.

- This lockout should be the best thing

to ever happen to us, but we're blowing it.

We are going after the biggest

names on this side of the Atlantic,

players you can build a team

around, starting with Anders.

- Wait. Your son?

- Yeah. He's been

a f***ing beast for Reading.

Not to mention, he almost

singlehandedly eviscerated us.

- Why are you taking so much joy?

He pretty much ended Dougie's

f***ing hockey career.

- Hey, Glatt's career

was ending all by itself.

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