Gangsta Granny Page #5

Thanks, Dad. Gotta go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I'll need you for a fitting.

Florence wants an extra practice.

How do you know? She hasn't called.

Well, when you're dance partners

like me and Flo,

you just know. It's telepathy.

Ooh, OK, Florence,

I'll be right with you.

The binoculars, Terrence.

Make a note of the colour

of his trousers, son.

That's if they are his trousers.

Purloined from

the local charity shop.

Are you OK, Gran?

Yes.

Yes, oh, I'm fine, thank you.

Well, I'm just having a little nap.

Come in.

It's the Crown Jewels.

What's the Crown Jewels?

The ones you never managed to steal.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, yeah, they are the most

valuable jewels in the world.

But stealing from the Queen...

She looks like such a nice lady.

She's got loads of jewels.

She's not going to miss a few.

Now, Ben, listen to me.

I know you like

hearing all my stories,

but you really must forget about

this whole stealing jewels malarkey.

But... No, no.

I've put it all behind me now.

Besides, the Crown Jewels...

It's impossible.

Nothing's impossible

for the Black Cat.

("Don't Stop Me Now"

by Queen plays)

Cos I'm having such a good time

Having a good time

Don't stop me now

I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time

Just give me a call

Don't stop me now

Cos I'm having a good time

Don't stop me now

Yes, I'm having a good time

I don't wanna stop at all

Don't stop me now

I'm having such a good time

I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you want to have a good time

Just give me a call

Don't stop me now

Cos I'm having a good time

Don't stop me now

Yes, I'm having a good time

I don't want to stop at all.

Off to Gran's. I'm ready.

Bad news, Ben.

Granny's had a fall.

Dr Sergeant to theatre,

please. Dr Sergeant to theatre.

Oh, hello, dears.

Lovely of you to come.

How are you feeling, Mum?

Oh, not too clever.

One minute

I'm reaching for a tin of soup,

the next I'm lying

face downwards on the lino.

How long were you there?

Oh, not long.

A day or so.

I'm sorry, Mum.

It's funny, cos

I was going to call you yesterday.

You know, for one of our...

our girly natters.

Oh, well.

You weren't to know, my dear.

What did the doctors say?

Well they've given me all sorts

of tests. X-Rays, scans, whatnot.

They're going to come

and talk to me later.

Hopefully won't be in here too long.

I hope so too.

Well,

we better let you get some rest.

Well, I'd like to stay a bit longer.

You know I don't like hospitals.

Yeah, but... Michael.

We're off.

Yeah, thanks for coming.

See you soon.

Dr Lipsey to room 842.

Dr Lipsey, please go to 842.

Oh, I've left my bag in there.

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