Gangsta Granny Page #4
- Year:
- 2013
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It was a very long time ago.
You're a gangsta.
"Gangsta granny".
That's right.
We've got to get you blinged up.
You've got to get with the slang.
So the police are...
Bobbies?
Feds!
("Walk This Way" by
Aerosmith ft Run DMC plays)
Oh, and a "sick tune"
is a good song.
Perry Como.
He dropped some sick tunes.
Get me?
Imma gonna
jack your ice for shizza.
Well good.
Yes, I'm sounding quite
thugged out now.
For real. True dat, cuz.
These must be the most valuable
jewels in the world.
Oh, no. No, I never did get those.
Those? What were they?
It's Mr Parker outside the window!
I can't see.
I'm not going to chokey.
Ben, stall him. What? How?
But don't kill him.
Unless you really have to.
Suspicious amount of jewellery
on your grandmother.
I can explain.
By the power vested
in myself by myself,
search of these premises.
You can't come in here. Why not?
Because...Granny's
doing her naked yoga.
A likely story!
Out of my way.
Madam, I demand to...
Mr Parker, I'm in the middle
of my tree pose.
Yes, but, but, but I mean...
Where are the jewels?
What are you talking about?
Hand them o...
Hand them over, or this will
become a matter for the police.
Oh, fine. And when they get here,
I'll report you.
What for? Spying on old ladies
in their underwear.
But you were fully clothed
when I looked through the window!
That's what they all say.
You've not heard the last of this.
Better put the jewels away.
OK, but first...
Yes, Ben?
You might want to put
some clothes on. Ooh, sorry.
Sorry, Ben. Sorry.
Ben?
Benno?
Ben-Ben!
Benny Ben.
The Ben man!
BEN!
talk to you about your outfit.
I don't really need a costume, do I?
You need something with zhuzh.
You need something with pizzazz.
Something that says,
"Everyone, look at me.
Look at me, everyone.
"And now!"
I've had...
I've had one or two ideas.
The love bomb.
Fruit cocktail.
Piano man.
The Quality Street.
Brian Cox's
Wonders of the Solar System.
The Hedgerow Ant Badger.
And, finally,
The recipe for success.
Oh, that's special.
You're special. Oh, stop it.
Can't I just wear jeans
and a t-shirt?
Ben...
The first one then.
The love bomb it is.
Now, I have to make
the trousers more flarey.
Do you think it needs more hearts?
I think it needs more hearts. Yeah.
Dad, can I ask you a question?
What? Nothing too taxing, please.
I was just wondering,
what is the most valuable
set of jewels in the world?
Oh, I know this one.
It was on Pointless.
The Crown Jewels.
Belongs to the Queen.
You got the crown thing...
The ball thing...
The stick thing.
Must be worth a fortune.
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