Gangsta Granny Page #6
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- 2013
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Don't worry.
I'll meet you in the car park.
I'm sorry.
We just spotted it too late.
Oh.
You OK, Granny?
Yes. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
Good, because I've worked out a way
Oh, Ben.
It's all about the plumbing.
You see, the tower
has a 500-year-old sewer
running underneath it
and that's our way in.
You're forgetting the place
is teeming with Beefeaters.
I've memorised and timed
And how do
we get into the jewel house?
Drill the locks off the doors?
behind bulletproof glass.
Uncle Derrick. He got me this
chemistry set from the market,
and it has this metal
that blows up when it touches water.
Well, seems like you've thought
Well?
Oh, you're not serious?
One last job for the Black Cat.
One last job. Oh.
So, what do you think?
I'm in. Yes!
Ben, there's one small problem.
What? I'm not meant to leave here.
Excuse me.
Mrs Norris.
Mrs Norris!
Hey, there!
Mrs Norris!
You're not a doctor.
I am.
Yes. Yes.
He's got YFS.
What?
Young Face Syndrome.
It's what inspired him
to go into medicine.
I'm 52.
Doors opening.
They discharged me.
Drive!
So, Granny, do you need a couple
of days to get your strength back?
No. No, it has to be sooner.
'Let's do it on Friday.'
'Just think, this time next week
the Crown Jewels will be ours.'
'One last job for the Black Cat.'
'Yeah.'
Oh, you silver-maned menace.
I have you now.
It's Friday night.
You ready, son?
Yeah. You don't have
to pick me up too early tomorrow.
Me and Gran will be playing
Scrabble way into the night.
You're not going
to Granny's tonight.
No?
No.
Oh, he's pretending he's forgotten.
It's the ballroom championships.
Oh.
("Et C'est La Rencontre"
Let's hope Ben
doesn't let my princess down.
Your boy hasn't turned up
to any rehearsals.
He used telephony.
Anything less than straight tens
would be a disappointment.
Anything less than straight tens
would be a disappointment.
Yeah, I said that.
Please welcome
your host for this evening,
the star of Strictly.
And he was once a guest
on Saturday Kitchen.
Go wild...
for Flavio Flavioli!
Good evening...
Basildon.
Are you ready to rumba?
No, no, no.
Flavio. He no hear you. I say,
are you ready to rumba?
I don't want to hurt you, Flavio.
I just want to love you.
Ben, we haven't practised once.
I need to ask you a question
and I promise I won't be angry
with you if you answer me honestly.
Have you ever danced before?
Erm...
No.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you!
Superbio.
Please welcome our next
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