Fourth Man Out Page #5

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You know, it's getting late.

Decent people lay down

when it's late.

Okay.

Decent, that's what I'm doing,

'cause I'm decent.

What?

Menopause, man.

It's a b*tch.

My mom slapped a kid

at Macy's once.

Hey. Sorry.

Uh, "Ghostbusters" was on.

Totally lost track of time.

Okay.

All right.

So, Brad...

When did you take

that profile picture?

I'm sorry.

That's not me.

Oh.

It's a little dishonest.

Blah.

You know, but I felt like we had

this real connection online.

And I didn't wanna run the risk cf

not getting to know you better,

'cause of something

as shallow as looks.

Right?

You're not shallow are you?

So, how's your friend feeling?

- Kim.

- Yeah.

She said she's never

drinking again.

- Never?

- Yeah.

Wow. So...

Friday, then?

Yeah, probably, Thursday.

Probably Thursday.

Okay.

Um, actually on Thursday

it's karaoke night

at the rail.

Mm.

You should come.

- I should.

- Yeah.

And bring your friend.

Adam, was it?

Yeah, it was.

Are you inviting me on a date?

Yeah, like a...

Like a group...

- A group gathering.

- It's fun.

Yeah, it will be fun.

I would love to go.

I don't think that Adam

and Kim are gonna work.

Why? 'Cause she puked

everywhere?

No.

He's gay.

- He's gay?

- Yeah.

- Are you serious?

- He's gay.

So, the two of you actually

have slept together then?

No, that was a joke.

I didn't even know

that he was gay,

until he woke me up and told me

the next morning.

Were you in bed together?

This is going great.

- Yeah, it's...

- | love this place.

It's cool.

- Oh, I got this.

- No, we can split it.

Oh no, you can make

it up to me later.

Now what do you say

we get out of here

and head back to my place?

You're gonna love my basement.

I got it totally pimped out.

Xbox 360.

Have you ever heard huey

Lewis and the news on vinyl?

You wanna take me

to your basement?

It'd be fun.

Oh, did you want one of these?

It's all right, it's ROPEX.

It's really great

for, you know...

It's made me feel

so uncomfortable,

like having a gay guy around

it's makes all us feel...

Oh my god.

What is wrong with you?

- What do you mean?

- Your friend just came out cf the closet.

Do you have any idea

how hard that is?

Yeah. It's been

very hard.

That's what

I'm trying to tell you.

No. Not for you.

For him, you moron.

Oh my god.

Your best friend just told you

how his life

is gonna change forever.

And all you're concerned about

is how it made

poker night awkward.

Well, and the hockey game.

I'm kidding. Let's-

Let's change the subject.

These mo-jitos

are really good.

I know what you're thinking,

a basement.

Real romantic, right?

Mm-hmm.

I'm telling you,

it's totally discreet.

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