Fourth Man Out
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Today's the day.
This is it.
Whew.
to you about something.
Umm...
This isn't easy for me,
but I'm...
I'm turning 24 today,
and I think it's just time
I told you the truth.
What I mean is...
Okay so the thing is that, uh...
Hey Martha, how are you?
Adam, I hope
you like blueberries.
Oh wow. Thanks.
You didn't have to do all this.
Oh, nonsense.
It was no trouble at all.
It's just leftovers
Oh yeah?
It's so nice to have a good
strong man like yourself
- that enjoys my cooking.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh and you're still free
next Saturday, right?
Oh, Saturday?
My niece is definitely
coming this time
and I have told her
all about you.
Oh yeah, about that,
I am actually...
Saturday is not really
good for me.
- Oh, you must.
- Okay, but...
- You must.
- Well there's...
- You have to.
- Can I...
- You'll be thrilled to do it.
- You know that's...
It's got to happen, I tell you.
- - Oh wait, did
I catch you at a bad time?
Oh no, it's just, it's Chris.
He's just, he's picking me up.
Oh you boys
don't get in any trouble.
Don't do anything
the good lord wouldn't do.
Okay. Thanks.
Thanks for these.
Oh I have to see Chris.
I can't do it.
I've gotta see him.
Hi, Chris.
Hey, Martha.
You have got to bang
your neighbor, man.
It is the least you can do.
Nah, it's not like
I'm keeping her tupperware.
Besides, she's trying
to set me up with her niece.
Dude, then bang
the frickin' niece, man.
What are you waiting for?
I don't think
I could do that, man.
- The thing is... dude, I don't
wanna hear your excuses.
You're too damn nitpicky.
That's why
you're on a cold streak.
I don't care
give her your dick
and keep the muffins coming.
Yeah.
It's gonna be an awesome night.
He's 25
trying to stay alive
trying to pay rent
trying to survive
no dollars in my pocket
yeah I'm losing my mind
yeah I'm trying
to pay rent
where I'm from it's summer
when it's raining
I'm so used
to everyone complaining
I'm the one complaining
trying to make some money
so I can see the ladies
statue of Liberty,
what you gonna give to me
woo woo
whoa
whoa
- Just take the shot.
- Oh, another miss.
- Fee-fi...
- You only get two shots dude.
- Fo-fum.
- Yes!
- What's up f*ckfaces?
- Get in here, homos.
We leave for the bar in an hour,
I want you blacked out
by then, all right?
Especially you, birth day boy.
Yeah.
What's the rush?
That rush is that I haven't
had a Saturday off
in over a month...
Michelle, or from work?
- Uh from both, dude.
- Uhh.
And I am going to savor
every minute of it.
By being hung over all day?
Yeah, of course.
How'd you like that video
we sent you, huh?
Oh, yeah. She was
a real screamer, man.
And then that dude like dropped
a dq blizzard on her face.
Yeah, I could never
finish those.
It was almost as bad as the one I
dropped on Ortu's mom's face
last night.
- Hey, watch the eye.
- Domination.
Oh, Adam.
You wanna get gay?
What?
You want a shot?
- I'll get gay.
- I'll get gay.
Oh, y... yeah, sure.
Birth-gay.
Birth-gay shots.
Birth-gay shots.
Boys, there are
some good-looking girls
here tonight.
Best of luck to all of you.
Happy birthday, Adam.
- Cheers.
- To Adam.
- All right.
- So, uh...
Holy tits.
You gotta be f*cking
kidding me, dude.
You guys are so lucky you
don't have girlfriends, man.
Look at those bombs.
You just bury your face in them
and be totally fine with it.
Yeah, I don't think
she'd be totally fine with it.
You don't think
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