Fourth Man Out Page #4

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take bubble baths with th e...

Dude, you're the one who

dragged us to see "les mis."

Oh f*** you, man.

"Les mis" is a classic.

- Why don't you tweet about it?

- You don't have time to tweet

'cause you're too busy

sucking Adam dry.

Oh, you were the one

eye-f***ing him all night.

Okay, he was eye-f***ing me.

That's not what I saw, GAYLORD.

You're full of it.

I'm not a GAYLORD.

I own a fantasy football team

and I like "die hard."

Hey guys.

Guys, stop. Stop.

We shouldn't blame anybody.

He was obviously born gay.

No, no.

It's fine guys.

Okay? I'll take the fall

on this one.

He... I'm too good looking.

No, it's nobody's fault.

Because there's

nothing wrong with him.

He's the same guy, right?

Right?

Another play by Stafford.

Perfect getting by him.

Myers passes up the wing

to McGINN,

turns inside, gets slammed

into the board side wall.

30 seconds left to go

on the power play down.

- Great start so far by the SABRES.

Boyle to Casey.

Pushes it up the ice.

Looks for McGINN,

taken away by Smith.

Goal, rangers!

And the game is all tied up.

The rangers time

of backing it in

and the game is all tied up.

Can someone just say

something, please?

Uhh.

So...

Um, you really like

the cock, huh?

As much as you like strippers.

No one can be that gay.

Sorry.

- No, it's fine.

Just say it, please.

I know you guys

don't mean anything by it.

You guys have been saying

sh*t like that fdr years.

You sure?

Yeah.

No one can be that gay.

Yeah.

Gay.

- Gay.

- Gay.

It's empowering.

Coming.

Oh my god.

You guys watching porn again?

- Holy f***.

- Yeah, I know.

Fur a gay dude, he sure can't

take a goddamn picture.

Dudemingle?

"Hey cutie, can't wait

for tomorrow night"?

Think they banged?

I mean, I'd f*** this guy.

Put it away, Adam's coming...

Yeah, on BRADSTAWS lower back.

Good one.

- Icing.

- Aw, come on.

You... you can't blow

the whistle that quick.

So f***ing gay...

No offense, Adam.

No offense for what?

Well you said something

about the gays.

And then you apologized to Adam.

Yeah. Adam doesn't like when we use

profanity in his house, Martha.

He cannot stand that sh*t.

Ah! Sorry, Adam.

- No offense, Adam.

- Sorry, buddy.

I... I had no idea

he was so pious.

I'm gonna take him

to my church group sometime.

Oh, what is this?

I wouldn't try to...

The ba'll'ery's dead.

I think my niece has one.

Oh, it's neat.

I can...

- Yeah, I'll take that.

- Than ks Martha.

It was really great.

Appreciate it.

- Uh. Umm...

- You all right?

Yeah, I cleaned it for you.

It's all clean now.

Oh no, nothing. I just feel a

little faint, that's all.

I think I'm gonna go lay down.

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