Fourth Man Out Page #6

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Not even my wife

is allowed down there.

Sh*t, man, that's...

That's awesome.

I would love to.

But I just...

I have to go water my plants.

Water your plants, huh?

How does that one go?

Uh, you tilt your head

to the side.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah.

Keep your eyes shut.

And then...

And then what?

So how was your date last night?

Aw, dude.

Long story short,

Tracy thinks

I'm a giant a**hole.

Oh, man. I thought girls

liked giant a**holes.

Not this one, man,

she is different.

Adam, are you good?

Are you happy?

Yeah.

I guess so.

I figured.

You seem happy.

I told you that nothing

was gonna change...

You guys are trying.

Appreciate it.

You know, things could've

been a lot worse with Tracy.

I doubt it.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Was she 45, and married?

Did she want to take you

to her basement

and make you her sex slave?

What?

Dude, what happened to you?

Nothing happened.

At least you have

Jess, I mean...

I just want someone.

What are you talking about, man?

You're a good looking guy,

I'm sure you've broken

a million guys' hearts.

Not really.

I mean, Scott lombardi,

but that was six years ago.

- Scott lombardi?

- Yeah.

No. When you were

helping him fix his Camaro?

Oh yeah...

Yeah... yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, but that was high school.

I mean, think about

how many girls

you guys have been with

since then.

Yeah.

We need to cheer him up, guys.

He's not happy.

I don't think

he's been happy for a while.

Okay, well... I'm still

not gonna let him f*** me.

Nick. Nobody wants

to f*** you.

You're just...

Now you're being a liar.

Guys, can we take

this seriously?

I mean, do you have any idea

what a depressed gay man

is capable of?

Writing a shitty emo song.

Winning a Tony.

Yeah, true.

But loneliness sucks.

I mean, what if Nick was lonely?

If hypothetically, Nick

was a sad, lonely person...

- Yeah. -'Cause he pushes

people away with his anger.

F*** you, man. I'm-i plowed three

and half girls this last month.

- It's more than you plowed in the last...

- Half?

Okay, but Adam

is a real person...

F*** you guys,

I've got feelings.

Well, then prove it.

Instead of turning everything into

a f***ing "your mom" joke.

Okay. What do you want

us to do?

Yeah, there's like...

There's like a...

The grinding kind of noise.

Yeah, it's, uh...

It's the head gasket.

It's definitely the head gasket.

Oh, yeah. That's what

I thought it was.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm f***ing with you.

Just change your oil.

Hey, can I...

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

What's up?

What's power bottom?

Do you really wanna know?

- Yeah.

- No, no. F*** it. I can't.

You're just gonna make

a bunch of ass jokes.

Uh...

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