Fat Camp Page #4
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- 2017
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Okay. I'm Charlie.
I'm from sunny San Clemente.
And my favorite band is
Nickelback, obviously.
And I'm here at camp
to help you guys get fit.
Uh, I'm Andy,
from Santa Barbara.
- My doctor made me come...
- No homo.
- Hutch, seriously?
- His doctor made him come.
Sounds like his MD
gave him an HJ.
He didn't.
I've got the chubby trinity: high
cholesterol, hypertension, and Type 2 'betes.
Who's next?
Oh, well,
I'm Jamar from Riverside.
It was my third summer
coming here,
and I won't stop till I've got ripped
abs, solid delts and chiseled calves.
My goal is to get fit,
play high school ball,
become a marine,
then a senator, then president.
Hey, don't send
any dick pics, all right?
That sh*t comes back
to haunt you.
I'm Kyle, and I'm here
for one reason:
p*ssy!
[laughs]
A nigga like me is
tryin' to get his dick wet up.
Wait, time out.
Rewind!
What did you just say?
I said "a" not "er."
One love.
You say that disrespectful sh*t
again, you're gonna get one punch.
My bad, bro.
- [sighs]
- Anyway,
instead of getting shot down
by skinny b*tches all summer,
I'm boxing in a more
realistic weight class.
I can respect
that sh*t.
[clears throat]
[grunts]
Um, I'm Marshall
from Lake Elsinore,
and I'm a sexy b*tch
who's here against my will.
This whole place is a bullshit
farm to make us skinny.
For what?
I mean, look at me.
I'm great!
Noted.
That just leaves Hutch.
Yo, I'm Hutch. Duh.
From Long Beach. LBC in
the muthafuckin' hizzouse.
Great! Bedtime.
A good night's sleep is the
first step towards weight loss.
Oh, yeah,
and y'all figure out your
beat-off schedules, all right?
'Cause it's real creepy
if we get involved.
Uh, bro.
Kyle,
what's a beat-off schedule?
Oh, got it.
Yeah, sure thing.
[classical music, faint]
I told you
you should've dressed nicer.
[scoffs] I ain't wasting my sexy
on these she-whales. You crazy?
Holy boner parade.
Who is that?
She's a knockout, right?
Beautiful, and she
doesn't even know it.
Yo, what's her name?
Candace.
One day I'm gonna work the nerve
to ask her out.
Most girls her size wouldn't wear a white dress
like that, but she is really working it.
I'm sorry,
are your eyes broken, man?
She's not wearing
a white dress.
Wait, that's the girl you
nervous to ask out? [laughs]
Yeah, I can't get her
to notice me.
Put some bacon in your pocket.
Motherf***er is crazy.
That girl, man.
Who is that girl?
Oh, that's, uh...
that's Abby Krupa.
Oh.
She's cute too, if you're
into that type of thing.
Everybody's
into that type of thing.
[Candace] My job won't stop until it
sucks the goddamn soul out of me.
- I know.
- 'Sup, girl?
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