Fat Camp Page #3
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- Year:
- 2017
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My hell. Thank you.
Hey.
You know, you could learn to love
this place, if you let yourself.
Actually, try loving anything
besides yourself.
You must be Hutch Daley.
I'm Charlie Soto.
Welcome to Camp Vision,
California's premier fitness camp.
Fat camp.
I'm your CIT...
your counselor-in-training.
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
Bottom bunk.
Oh, well, counselors usually
take the bottom...
I will not sleep a wink if I'm worried
about your fat ass crushing me from above.
Oh, oh, oh.
You missed orientation.
Um, don't worry though.
I'll fill you in.
Just tell me where to be at at
what time so I don't get fired.
I don't care about kids or their
self-esteem or helping them
all right?
[chuckles]
Edgy humor.
You're like a young Don Rickles.
- But I promise you're gonna fall in love with all our boys.
- No homo, man, damn.
No, I'm heterosexual.
Common mistake.
[Big Mike]
Welcome, campers,
to a healthy, prosperous
summer at Camp Vision.
Please tell all your
fitness-challenged friends about us
so we can get more
paying customers...
I mean,
so we can change more lives!
This is the best day of summer.
[sniffs]
Just smell that excitement
in the air.
I smell trapped
fat-fold sweat.
Welcome, camper.
I'm Charlie, this is Hutch. And we're
here to help you battle your bulge.
Jamar Hilton Jeffers
reporting for camp, sir!
Welcome back.
But what are you doing here?
You look incredible.
Please don't patronize me, Charlie.
I'm a soft, gross mess.
[man rapping] Yo, on the East
Coast We got the West Coast
Kyle Danson in the hizzy!
Damn, girl, you fine.
I'll go ahead and get your number so I'll
keep you updated with Carl's progress.
It's Kyle.
And no.
Overseas with
My bank account
It says that we have one more
camper here.
[tires screeching]
Come on!
I don't need to lose weight.
I'm a fricking stud!
I will not be fat-shamed.
You can all go to hell!
What's the b*tch sitch
like around here?
'Cause I brought hella rubbers.
- What's up, piggies?
- [car horn honks]
Watch out, kids!
It's Lone Pine.
- [groans]
- [boys laughing]
- [groans]
- Losers!
Hey, Lone Pine, f*** off!
That's okay.
F*** my life.
[laughing, chattering]
All right, gentlemen,
let's circle up.
Welcome to our first
nightly devotions.
Hutch, can you put
your phone away, please?
Why you dressed like that?
Got a hot date? [chuckles]
- Can we smell your fingers later?
- [boy chuckles]
Hutch and I are going
to a staff banquet.
And if I did
ever third-base a lady,
I would never share her essence.
Let's go around the room.
Say our names,
where we're from,
and why we're here at camp
and then something fun.
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