Fat Camp Page #5
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- 2017
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- Hey!
- I'm Hutch Daley.
Yeah, I know. I don't know
what we did in our past lives
to end up
at this blubber farm,
but you are
a sight for sore eyes.
All right, everybody.
- [feedback squeals]
- Does this thing work?
Settle down. There's gonna be plenty
of time for socializing, catching up.
Dinner's coming out soon.
And nothing contains peanuts 'cause
I can't afford another lawsuit.
Right?
[laughs]
Want a hit?
I want to listen
to Big Mike's speech.
- [Big Mike] This is...
- [liquid pouring]
the most important summer
in our camp's history.
Well, because this camp is pretty
Yo, you ever thought
that your hotness
gets in the way of people
taking you seriously?
By "I want to listen,"
I meant "be quiet."
I dig a woman that knows
what she wants.
Okay then.
Shut the f*** up so I can
listen to my boss's speech.
All right, so, um,
new incentive policy! Huh?
The counselor whose campers lose
the highest cumulative body fat...
gets a $5,000 bonus!
- [all gasping]
- Before taxes.
If you have any questions, guys,
check in with Abby Krupa,
our "AK-47," and reigning
queen of weight loss.
47 pounds lost by one camper.
But, you know, hey, hey.
I see some new faces, ya know?
Maybe one of them might challenge
the throne, you never know.
Hell yeah.
Sh*t, for five G's.
Boy, I'll put my finger down these kids'
throats myself, choke 'em out. Bow-bow!
Bulimia, you know, isn't part of
the program, but that's great.
Abby, it looks like you've got
some competition on your hands.
Only downside is the bonus was supposed
to be the end-of-summer dance money.
So we're gonna be combining
the dance with Camp Lone Pine.
Um, it's good to see you guys.
Um, enjoy dinner.
[clears throat]
[counselors groaning]
[snoring]
[panting]
[Abby]
Come on. Let's line up.
We just had breakfast, man.
- Uh, it's a banana, sir.
- I know what it is!
[gasps]
Look, that thing's
loaded with sugar, guys.
What's the one thing you can eat
that has zero calories?
That pink pastry.
- How would a pastry have zero calories?
- It means "cooter," vag.
Listen up. Focus.
You guys think y'all have, like, I
dunno, a little bit of baby fat?
Yeah? No.
You got grown-man fat
on your little baby bodies.
Your lives are gonna suck dead donkey
dick if you don't focus up and fix it.
Right now, okay?
Kettle bells.
Come on. Let's go.
Ladies, kettle bells.
Just 15 pounds. We start
slow and learn to love it.
We still talking
about exercise?
No, nothing less than
than 40, all right?
This ain't no p*ssy-ass
Pilates class, okay?
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