Epic Movie Page #3

- Lucy?

- How many are in your family?

- No.

Lucy, Peter and Susan

are not my family.

We're all just a bunch of orphans.

The prophecy!

Please.

Let me help you up.

Wow.

- Oh, you must be parched.

- Yes.

Whoa.

Wow. A 40?

- Ah.

- Drink.

Fresh dog piss.

Go ahead.

Yeah!

I love this place.

And this can all be your new home.

With my help, you can be king.

Wha-What? King?

He can't be king-

Oww!

And you would be my queen?

I've never had a girlfriend before.

Oh!

Ah!

How about that?

Oh, but first

I must meet the others.

Why? You're not gonna make

Peter king too, are you?

Oh! No.

But every king

needs subjects to boss around.

But, Your Majesty-

Behold, my white castle.

White Castle?

I feel like I've been there before.

Bring me the others,

and I'll crown you king.

Yes!

Lucy?

Edward!

You went through

the wardrobe too.

- Lucy!

- Lucy!

- Edward!

- Edward?

This is quite a hiding place.

We have to go now.

We're in grave danger.

Oh, no, no. We should stay right here.

What's the hurry, Lucy?

I mean, they just got here.

Hey, look!

I'm spelling my name!

- Mm-mmm.

- Please!

We have to go.

Mr. Tumnus told me.

Mr. Tumnus?

Who the bloody hell's that?

I love Sudoku!

He's a goat-man...

and he warned of great peril!

- Oh, Lucy.

- Fine!

If you think I'm lying,

just go ask him yourself!

Hmph.

This is gonna be

harder than I thought.

Hey, look!

Nicole Richie!

Mm-mmm.

Mr. Tumnus?

Sh*t.

I know what happened.

- What the hell is that thing?

- It's a talking beaver!

- Holy sh*t!

- Get it outta here!

No!

Motherf-

Something in my groin tells me

you're not used to a talking beaver.

My name is Harry Beaver.

Mr. Tumnus is my life partner.

Mmm. Sweet man.

Mr. Tumnus was taken

by the White B*tch.

She's hot-

I mean, never heard of her.

The evil ruler. She arrested

Mr. Tumnus for hiding a human.

Is there anything

we can do to help?

Uh, yes.

You must go to Aslo.

He's waiting for you

at the Ancient Table.

- Who's Aslo?

- Who's Aslo?

He's the true king of Gnarnia.

- Not for long.

- Hello? The prophecy?

The four of you will join Aslo and lead

the resistance to destroy the White B*tch.

- Us?

- Yes. You're all heroes.

Especially you, Peter.

My son,

I have sent you to Earth for a reason.

You will be the savior

of all mankind.

You are truly invincible.

Oh, my God! You shot me

in the f***ing eye! That really hurts!

Why would you do that?

That was so unnecessary! You bastard!

- But I can't be.

"But I can't be." Why him?

Well, maybe not Superman,

but a hero all the same.

It's your destiny.

Do you think you were

all brought together by chance?

Look at the clues.

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