Epic Movie Page #2
- Oh, my name is Lucy.
What are you?
I'm a faun.
Half man, half goat.
- Oh, so you mean-
- Yeah. Dad screwed a goat.
These are my folks.
Oh!
- You have her goatee.
- Thanks.
- And you?
- Oh. No.
Both of my parents are human.
Eew. Gro-o-o-ss!
Aah- No. Yeah.
So, you are
a daughter of Eve, huh?
Uh-huh.
How rude of me.
Let me show you around.
Oh. Oh! Oh!
I- I-
Welcome to my faun crib.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's see what's in the fridge.
Ooh!
Always gotta have Cristal.
For when Diddy's in the house.
Yo, Diddy!
Say "What's up?" to the honeys.
Check out my plasma.
Say hello to my little friend!
Wanna play us?
Okay. Let's play.
Scarface is the sh*t!
I'm Tony Fauntana!
You mess with me,
you're messing with the best!
You ain't a true player unless
you got flat screens everywhere.
In the toilet,
when I'm taking a leak.
Say hello to my little friend!
Wanna play us?
Okay, let's play!
This is my favorite part.
Whew!
Under the couch for when
I'm looking for change.
Boo-yah!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ching!
On the top of her head
for when she, you know...
shines my hooves.
So now you all seen my crib.
So get the hell out!
Well, I really should
be getting back.
No, but you, um, must stay.
Oh, Mr. Tumnus,
Please take this
to remember me by.
And I you.
I'm sorry.
Lucy...
you are in danger.
- What are you-
- You must go now.
Oh! What's wrong?
Take this.
It will explain everything.
Confirm identification.
My eyes! My-
Oh.
Well, that's better than LASIK.
The evil White B*tch who rules Gnarnia...
has ordered anyone
who finds a human to turn them in.
I brought you ba-a-a-ack
to my lair to betray you...
but I couldn't do it.
You are a true friend.
She has plunged our
once-peaceful land into eternal winter.
Under her two terms,
we now have...
wiretaps, no gay marriage...
not to mention her bumbling
of the hurricane relief effort.
And-And the White B*tch
doesn't care about black people.
There is a small
resistance movement.
They learned she's developing
a weapon of mass destruction...
that can kill all of us.
Wait, a real W.M.D.,
or, like, a fake Saddam one?
No, a real one.
That sounds bad.
- But-
- There's no time to argue.
Go no-o-o-o-ow!
This message
will self-destruct in one second.
Wait-What?
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
- Lucy?
- Who wants to play with Willy?
Lucy, move over.
I need someplace to hide.
Lucy. Lu-
Who lives here?
Liberace?
Aah!
This is a really big wardrobe.
What a MI LF.
Kneel before the queen!
You're a son of Adam.
A what?
No, I'm Edward.
I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
I-
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