Epic Movie Page #4

They're all around you.

Oh, that's nice.

We're all in the painting.

But what does it mean?

Right.

It's a "cryptix."

The curator taught me

how to decipher these.

Upsy-daisy.

Be careful.

Well, what is it?

It's our birth certificates.

We all have the same last name

and the same parents.

- I don't get it.

- You're all related!

Brothers and sisters.

You're a family, for Christ sakes!

- Sorry.

- Is it really true?

None of us ever had

a real family before.

None of us ever had a real family before.

It's true.

You're quadruplets.

- But our parents-

- Killed by the White B*tch.

Then she separated the four of you

so the prophecy would never be fulfilled.

Where's Edward?

Hey, honey, I'm home.

Hey, buddy.

Did you miss me?

Ohh!

- Why?

- 'Cause I ain't your buddy!

Where are the others?

I thought we had something special.

I even got a tattoo

with your name on it.

That looks more like

50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot.

Sh*t!

They did the wrong one.

I won't ask again.

Where is the rest of your family?

I told you,

they're not my family.

Tell me where they are.

Never.

Yeah, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house.

Yes! Yes!

You just got punk'd! Yes!

He did it!

He did it!

Say it to the camera.

Come on, say it right there.

- Say it!

- I just got punk'd.

Schwow! Yeah!

We just punk'd Edward!

Schwow! Schwow! Yeah!

That was awesome!

Yeah! Yes!

This thing up here is all me, baby!

The trucker hat-

That's awesome!

I did it. You love it.

You'll take it. Punk'd 'im!

- That was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Too funny!

- You are so annoying!

No, that was really funny though!

Schwow! Schwow! Schwow!

Schwow! Schwow!

Candy-ass trucker hat!

Schwow. Schwow.

Silas!

The kids are with Mr. Tumnus.

I want you to find them

and kill them.

Persona non grata.

Magna cum laude.

Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay!

Ooh!

Ood-gay.

Ooh.

No. No!

- Here. You goin' to prison.

- Ow! Dude!

- Edward!

- Edward!

- Edward!

- Edward!

- Mr. Tumnus!

I miss the smell of you, Harry Beaver.

Eew.

Oh, yeah.

The White B*tch did this to you?

Sh*t!

And now she has Edward.

- We must rescue hi-

- Get ahold of yourself, Lucy!

- Holy-

- It's too dangerous.

If she catch you,

you are as good as dead.

Um, that's me.

"The resistance has found out...

"that the White B*tch has completed

her weapon of mass destruction...

and is going to launch it

in 24 hours."

Let's get the hell out of here!

Aslo is the only one

that can help now.

Then take us to him.

What'd you do that for?

I forgot.

Before you meet Aslo,

you must train.

Only then you can defeat

the White B*tch...

and save your brother.

I'll meet you at Aslo's.

May the Force be with you.

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