Eating Out Page #5

Poli-sci.

Oo! Brainy smurf.

I'm not very good at it

though.

Honest. I like you.

Thanks.

Did you bring condoms?

um.

I'm kidding. Relax. You look so

tense.

How's that?

it's nice.

When you guys get home

try not to make too much noise.

I have to tutor in the

morning.

I don't think you need to

worry about-

Kidding again. I don't tutor.

Make all the noise you want.

This girl upstairs has all

makes them pretend to rape her.

She screams and throws

things. it really freaked me out.

I called the cops the first

couple of times.

Oh. Huh. it probably isn't

different guys.

it's probably just the same

just different roles.

Oh no, it's different guys.

Sometimes there's like three

and they do this whole gang bang routine.

She's all ''No! You're doing me

all at once!''

Sick, huh? But you know, to

each her own.

My parents think I'm nuts for

chasing gay boys.

Maybe they'd lighten up if i

into orgyastic splendor.

You know, two guys, one

orifice. They call it double dicking.

That's pretty weird.

So...Caleb.

Before you started to go girl,

did you ever go girl?

Oh, no. I mean, just the

thought of it is-

Ooh! Defensive. Like not even

before you came out?

No.

Okay, so sue me, but I have

to say it.

if you've nevertricked with a

are you sure you pick dick?

Well, um. I've never done it

uh, you know, gay.

My god you're a virgin?

A virgin homosexual? Lemme touch you!

What about Kyle?

Oh, we never...

Thank god, you just don't look

right together.

A virgin.

You're so cute.

How did you make it past 18.

I would have thought some

plucked you from the chicken coop a long time ago.

Well Marc is very gentle. He

You've got nothing to worry about.

Okay.

Caleb, honey.

if you've never had a boy or a

maybe you should try the normal thing first.

I mean why stray down a path

isolation when happiness might be right here.

Ever even been curious about

kissing a girl. A little maybe?

um, Gwen?

Yes?

We need to talk.

Talk to me.

Am I interrupting?

Okay, I tried everything. Total

fag. He's all yours.

She tries that on everyone-

not that there's a lot of guys...

You ready?

Sure, whatever.

Play with the safety on, boys.

Always do, Mother.

Would you boys do me a

favor? it would so turn me on.

What's that?

Kiss. I think two guys kissing

is so hot.

Not in front of you.

Oh, please?!

We haven't even done it in

I mean we don't even know if we're going there!

Think of it as an icebreaker.

Caleb? Please? For me?

um, only if it's okay with

Marc.

Oh, it's okay.

Well great!

Great.

Great.

Please, how's a girl supposed

I kissed my grandma like that in her coffin.

Gwen, if he doesn't want-

Wow. That's a way to start a

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