Eating Out Page #6

date.

How was that?

it was great.

it was a start.

Goodbye, Gwen.

Oh, uh bye Gwen.

Bye...

Sexual.

Sorry about all that. That's

just Gwen.

Oh, I totally dig her. She's

great.

Seems like every time I find

it's a girl. Straight boys must have it so easy.

I wouidn't say that.

Oh come on, perfect girls are

everywhere. it's cruel.

I'm sorry, am I making you

nervous?

Not at all.

I'm making you nervous.

No, it's okay.

So, I gotta warn you. They're

all music-types at this party.

Classical musicians. A little

offbeat.

That means crazy.

Yeah.

You like classical?

Hello! Sweetheart! Oo! Who is

this?

Caleb, this is Richard. And his

wife Miko.

And so the program spelled

Beethoven- B-E-A-T...

So Caleb , what do you do?

um.

He goes to the u.

Wonderful! So how long have

you two been an item?

Ronnie!

Please!

We kinda just met.

That's so sweet! The two of

you look so cute together.

Like a couple ofJudds or

Culkins.

Caleb, have you heard Marc

play?

No.

Well you must. He is the most

this school's had in years.

it's divine. Marc, you have to

play something before you leave.

I thought we were going to do

eight hands two pianos later.

Yes! Richard! Set that up!

Caleb. Why don't you turn

pages for Marc and Winston.

Just turn the page as fast as

you can when I nod.

You'll do fine.

Ready?...

And.

Turn!

Oh!

Sorry.

Turn!

That was so cool, man. You

guys were awesome.

You really had a good time?

it was great! That Ronnie's a

character.

Yeah, I have some weird

friends.

They were fun, though. And

you're great on the piano.

Well, I'm also a flautist.

Just eat less beans.

Have you seen this one?

I don't think so.

it's really good.

Your next appointment?

Yeah?

What're you guys doing?

it's just Kyle.

He asked about me?!

No.

Has he mentioned me?

No. What do you want?

Well, what're you guys doing?

Renting videos.

What?!

I can't believe you're going

along with this.

This is sick.

I'm in a video store. I can't

really talk.

Pronto?

Hey.

I'm at Debbie Milford's. Am i

hang over night here?

Renting a video is code for

having sex.

You're paranoid.

Renting a video?

So I am staying the night.

Gwen, he's so cute.

What else is gonna happen?

Two gay men

sitting on a couch,

boring movie,

raging hard-ons. it's the code

you rent a video, you get laid.

Dude, you said there was no

such thing as Gayspeak.

Well I was wrong. Do not go

home with him.

Gwen's gonna be there.

Only if she's a bad fag hag.

Gwen honey, yourturn.

Just a second.

Take yourtime sweetie.

We have all night long.

Caleb, this is so not cool.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Plus, I can tell Gwen's into

me. it's working.

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