Eating Out

Synopsis: When Caleb's gay roommate Kyle reveals that quite a lot of straight woman bed with gay men (ostensibly to convert them), nice guy Caleb considers going gay to improve his unsatisfactory heterosexual sex life. He shortly thereafter falls for Gwen, whom he meets at a party, but she's got her own sexual frustrations going. She's only attracted to gay men while instantly dismissive of any straight guy approaching her, such as Caleb. Kyle quickly moves on the Caleb-is-gay campaign to benefit them, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic. He longs for Marc, a desirable hottie who's Gwen's gay roommate. Unfortunately for Kyle, Marc only has eyes for Caleb. Kyle's plan: Get Caleb to date Marc so it'll bring Caleb closer to Gwen while putting himself (Kyle) in proximity with Marc (their true targets). But as Gwen starts putting the moves on her roommate's new boyfriend, and as Kyle becomes increasingly jealous of Caleb's time spent with Marc, and as Marc persists in laying the foundations fo
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Q. Allan Brocka
Production: Ariztical Entertainment
  6 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min


Who is it?

Phone service ma'am.

Phone service ma'am.


Howdy ma'am.

The phone. it's in my


it works fine ma'am.

Does it?

You didn't call me for the


I did.

Where do you think you're


Maybe this isn't such a good


You called me for a reason.


I thought you were cute.

You like that, huh.


Hold still.


stop, this isn't funny.

it's not funny to call in fake

phone trouble and waste my time.

You're scaring me.

Damn right, b*tch.


I have a stun gun in here!

Go for it.

Did you come?


did you?

No, I was faking it for you.

I was faking it for you!

Jesus Christ, I thought you


I thought You were coming.

I'm sorry Tiffani, i-

I can't get into it with you

Caleb, You didn't even

grab my titties.

it didn't occur to me.

My titties didn't occur to


Look at them Caleb.

They occur to every man i


But not you!

I don't think this is working.

I can be meaner.

I need a little shake en' bake

in my iife.

I need to feel...



You're so...


Double coupons.

Family fun.

I'll break stuff next time.

Caleb, it's over.



I waited twenty-four days to

have sex with you.


I didn't want to seem like a




Leave. I gotta jetta.

My belt?

F***ing b*tch!

I'm still not buying it.

Give me another chance.

I am not...

a slot machine.

Goodbye Caleb.

You're a...

decent boy.

Nice ass.

Heterosexuals are a f***ed

up species.

Twenty-four days!

And then one week of not

raping her mean enough

and then I get shut out!

Almost like a computer man.

You do every little thing right.

and then wham

sad face fatal error

For us, sex on the first date

is a given.

You figure out hardware


and move on.

Oh, well it's just so easy bake

for you.

Most guys don't know when


stop moving on.

At least you get laid all the


Hey, it's like 104 days

between dates for me,

because I don't look like you.

Like me?

I am not gonna stroke your


muscular ego.

So what happened to that

Jason thing?


Guys around here are like

day-old donuts,

I mean I eat them because

they're there,

but you don't want to invest

anything in them.

At least you got a whole box

right there.

You don't have to starve.

Caleb, I'm on Friendster,

my life is so Not-Having-Sex

and the City right now.

if oniy I were gay.


come out or stay in,

do not Heche me into a


I don't mean literally.

Oh of course, liliterally.

You know what I mean.

You know

it's easier for us to get

chicks too.

Straight girls love gay boys.

I could have any girl I wanted.

Shut the f***.

Serial killer.

Remember Marcy Brooks?

Shut the f***! Milkshake


Senior year, right after i

came out,

senior year

she offered to Hoover me.

To see if she could she could

cure me.

But you were a geekazold.

No offense.

Because I'm gay.

Now I really want to be a fag.

You and Ricky Martin both.

Jennifer Seaver.

Jenny the Beaver!? Fire-


Shoves her fist in my pants.

Full-on grabs my corndog.

Swearto God I was gonna


They feel safe with us

because we're not a threat.

Like how they get naked in

front of puppies.

We're just puppies with d*cks.

You know, some girls with

their puppies-

let them eat them right out.

Read that in the Kinsey


My spec-i-a-lity.

What I woulda done with the


impregnated her.

Got a sh*t job.

Sounds real hot.

She's not even your type.


you think more girls would go

for me if they thought I was gay.

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Q. Allan Brocka

Quenton Allan Brocka (born 1972) is an American television and film director based in West Hollywood, California. He has directed and written a number of feature films while creating an animated television series for the Logo cable network. He also writes a column for The Advocate. more…

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