Drillbit Taylor Page #4
do this crap, guys?
Come on, give us a break.
It's the second day of school.
Hey, I like this kid. Yeah.
Double Stuf's got an attitude.
Yeah. We have to do this sh*t
because it's hilarious.
This school is boring.
Watching you freak out amuses me.
And, yeah, it's just the second day
of school. So guess what?
It's gonna keep coming
and coming and coming!
Party time!
- Stop peeing on me!
- Wait! Wait! No!
He pissed himself. What a loser.
Help.
Help me!
- Is that Mario Lopez, dude?
- Whoever he is, he's cute!
Take his pants off! Pants off!
- Up, down, up...
- Write your name!
No! Please, don't! No! Don't!
Bernie?
- Come on, give me one match, here.
- That's funny.
- All I need is one.
- Yeah, I like it.
- Will you just give up?
- Damn it! Look at that.
God, I can't even get one card!
Not one thing!
State of California just robbed me, Don.
You saw it.
You'd think... Where's my quarter?
Did you see my...
- You're always looking at me.
- Is the pill bottle... I forget,
- is that the castle or is that a rook?
- Don, did you just take my quarter?
No, I didn't take your quarter, Drillbit.
Not my fault you can't keep track
of your finances.
I don't know why you're spending all
your money on this dumb stuff, anyway.
You're unbelievable.
I got to get out of here.
You know,
I can't take this anymore, man.
Rich people don't like us,
and the tourists are scared of us.
- When they see Bernie, they're terrified.
- Terrified.
They're not scared of me, I'm sexy.
- Sanitizer?
- Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks, man.
I just get... I'm like a bird.
I just wanna fly north. I want to...
I'd like to go to Canada.
What was it last year? I think it was,
- "I was gonna go to Iceland."
- Reykjavk.
- No, no.
- Where's that?
Yeah, but the thing about Canada,
if you go high enough north...
- That's right.
...the government pays you
- to take the land.
- That's the truth.
Yeah. Lookit, man,
the beer's twice as strong.
They don't lock the doors,
that should appeal to a man like you.
And what about
Does that sound like
Yeah, that's not too bad.
I kind of like that.
Okay, now, man, check this out.
One-way flight to Canada, $287.
You got to throw in 50 bucks for bribing,
what're they called,
- the Federales, the...
- Mounties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Mounties.
Another...
I want a good winter jacket, 80 bucks.
So we're talking $387 and it's a new
life for your old hombre, Drillbit.
I dig it, man. Follow the dream.
Chase that thing.
How you gonna come up
with that kind of money, though?
Get a job.
I was an Army Ranger.
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