
Drillbit Taylor
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- Hello?
- So what do you think?
- About what?
- About tomorrow.
It's our first day of high school.
If we want to be popular,
we just have to be proactive.
Calm your proactive ass down.
Saying you want to be popular
guarantees it isn't gonna happen.
I'm gonna get a girlfriend.
You think that's possible?
Anything's possible, Wade.
Just don't be needy.
You got to let it come to you.
And one more thing.
From now on,
I don't want you calling me Ryan.
Call me T-Dog.
- T-Dog?
- Yep.
- What does the "T" stand for?
- I don't know.
- But it sounds better than R-Dog.
- Yeah.
You know, like, if a hot girl
went up to you, and she goes,
"Hey, have you met T-Dog?
Man, did you see what T-Dog did today?
"Man, that T-Dog is crazy!"
That sounds like a guy
every woman would want to know.
- Hey, do I need a nickname?
- You have one. Skeletor.
That was last year.
I look good now. I'm filling out.
All right, name one part of your body
that filled out, Wade.
Name one part of your body
that isn't filled out, huh?
I'm just saying you shot up too fast
and you're freakishly skinny.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're too fat
and that's equally unattractive.
- You wanna go there?
- I'm sorry.
It's just, I want things to go well,
you know?
- Sorry I said you're freakishly skinny.
- It's okay.
You just are.
Hey, go to sleep!
It's 3:
00 in the morning!- What are you, crazy?
- Sorry.
- Is that your stepdad?
- No one.
- Give me that phone! Give it!
- It's...
You're in high school now.
Don't take his...
Go to sleep.
How about some
chicks on the walls in here?
It's like a nerd paradise.
Time to make the donuts.
Hoo-rah!
Touchdown!
We won! We won the game!
And Wade loses again!
- Get out of my room!
- Dad said get up.
He's not my dad. He's your dad.
Fine, the guy who does your mom
says get up.
- Just leave!
- Loser!
Morning, sunshine. First day of school.
- Mom!
- Oh, my God!
Since when did you start
sleeping naked?
I'm in high school now,
don't you remember?
I don't like elastic squeezing
on my ass when I sleep!
Okay.
Hey! What are you doing
in this shower?
Dawn? Rachel, that's right.
Nice to see you.
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I'm the best white rapper
you've ever seen
A hair!
- Oh, my God!
- Look at that.
Thank you, ladies!
What's up, winners? You stoked?
Pedal to the metal?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
All right. Who's a winner?
- I am!
- I am!
Morning!
- Look at you, with your magic stick.
- What do you think?
Magic is stupid.
No, no, honey.
- Mom!
- What?
You forgot the sausages!
- I'll get the sausages.
- Come on. I'm hungry.
All right, I'll get the sausages.
Excuse me, listen,
I'm really sorry to bother you.
My family and I, we just ran out of gas
and we're trying to get to the kids
to SeaWorld.
And, I, like an idiot forgot my wallet.
If I can just...
- Your legs work okay?
- Yeah, why?
You should walk somewhere
and get a job.
- Harold...
- I'll take care of it.
That's what I have, a job.
We'll get to SeaWorld
one way or the other.
We're on our way to church.
Maybe that's where you ought to go.
Thank you. Have a great day.
- Can you help out a veteran?
- Not today.
- Get away from the car.
- Honey, roll up the window.
Get away!
- What's your name?
- Drillbit.
Listen, Drillbit, I wasn't born yesterday.
I don't want you using this on
any marijuana or rye whiskey, okay?
- You got my word on it.
- You know what?
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