Donald Glover Weirdo Page #4
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- 2012
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that everybody's pushing
and kicking around,
and in the center of
just this one lone baby,
just like, one lone, naked baby,
and he's not crying or anything,
he's just confused and sh*t.
He's like, why did my parents
put me in here?
I'm... I thought they loved me!
And I was like,
yes, that's worth $50.
I wanna see that.
And they canceled it.
They got rid of it.
They were like, it's too weird,
it's gay,
I don't get it, get rid of it.
That hit home for someone.
"It's funny 'cause it's true!"
Well, they got rid of it.
They canceled it,
and that's ridiculous.
That's crazy.
Like, as a kid, we watched the
weirdest stuff and nobody cared.
Nobody...
You guys remember
"Muppet Babies"?
Let me refresh your memory what
"Muppet Babies" is about.
"Muppet Babies" is a show
about a lady
with no face
who takes care of a frog, a pig,
a dog that plays the piano,
that fucks chickens.
And adults were like, "Yeah,
watch it, I don't give a f***.
I got things to do, I gotta go."
No one cared.
You guys remember "Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles"?
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"?
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
sounds like
a homeless person's fever dream.
If you... If you were walking
down the street
and you saw a homeless
person and they were like,
"They're all named after
Renaissance artists
and their father's a big rat,"
you'd be like, "Get the f***
away from me, man!"
I'm kind of obsessed
with homeless people.
I really am.
Because, I don't know, we have
a long history together.
We do, we have
a long history together.
Like, when I first moved here,
from Atlanta,
like, the only thing
I knew how to do to make money
was to babysit, 'cause my
parents, like,
they ran a day care,
we had a lot of foster kids,
so the only thing I really knew
how to do was take care of kids.
So I had this job, I was
supposed to pick up this kid
and I was running late
and I was leaving a message
on the phone,
and I was like,
you know, talking,
and I wasn't really paying
attention to where I was going.
And a homeless man...
punched me in the face.
And I think he was like,
schizophrenic or something,
'cause he was like,
"Stop following me!"
And I was just like...
Just ran away.
So anyway,
I go and pick up the kid,
I pick him up, bring him
home, make him dinner.
His mom comes home,
she's like, "Hey."
She goes in the back room,
she comes back out and she goes,
"Hey, are you okay?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, I'm fine,
I kind of forgot..."
She's like, "Are you sure?"
And I'm like,
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
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