Donald Glover Weirdo Page #3
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- 2012
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It really is, but you're...
Like for some...
Just like, "Hey,
there's this fat guy
"that comes in your house,
eats all your food,
for you and while your parents
are sleeping,
he runs up the chimney."
You're like, "He gives me
gifts... cool."
You're just fine with it.
You're fine with that guy being
in your house.
As an adult, somebody's like,
"Hey man, 'Glee' comes on at
9:
00 instead of 8:00 tonight."You're like, "F*** you, really?
"Why'd they change it?
Why'd they change it?"
Can't take any change
whatsoever.
But that's basically what it is,
is like, you know, I'm 27,
like, I'm about to
become who I'm gonna be
for the rest of my life.
Like, basically, once you hit
around your 30s,
that's who you're gonna be
for the rest of your life
pretty much.
Like, if you're conservative
and you're around your 30s,
conservative
for the rest of your life.
If you're like, liberal,
and you're like, in your 30s,
you're probably gonna be liberal
for the rest of your life.
You know, if you're a girl
and you don't give blowj*bs,
curl up to your nine cats
and your "Twilight" DVDs,
'cause you're gonna die alone.
You're gonna die alone.
Sorry.
I love that joke because guys
are always like,
"Well put, Mr. Glover."
But it's true,
like you can't take any...
Like, as you get older, you
can't take any weird stuff,
that's just the truth.
Like I know...
That Lady Gaga! Kanye West tour.
I was super stoked about that.
That was gonna be so awesome and
weird, it's gonna be so crazy.
that's how much I was excited
about it.
I was like, there's gonna be,
like, two big pillars on stage,
like, one big pillar here, like,
Lady Gaga's there
and her hair's,
like, blowing in the wind
and she's playing the bass,
like this, going...
like a huge bass,
but the bass isn't a bass,
it's just a huge tampon,
she's playing a huge...
She's just plucking at
a huge tampon.
And at the end of it
is Tony Danza's face.
He's just like...
He's just going, like,
crazy on there.
And then, like,
there's another one,
there's like, another
huge pillar,
and then, like, Kanye West
is on it, he's playing a piano,
but the piano's not a piano,
it's just a bear,
it's a live bear.
For some reason, he's playing...
And the bear's not eating Kanye
'cause he has so much respect
for him,
he's just, like, looking at him.
He's just like, "Oh, I want
to eat you,
"but you made 'Graduation!
You motherf***er!"
He's like, mad.
And then, like, in the audience,
there's like,
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